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Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Instert Fantastically Snarky Computer Here

Today, Aster and Chrys had the job of proctoring the test for the new rookies. They'd traded it with Harriet whom had wanted dusting duty very badly for some reason. (They suspected it had something to do with the fact Dave was also on dusting duty, and that there had been an incident involving Dave, a newt, and Harriet's tea last week.)

Well, yeah.

Aster and Chrys now had the job of scaring away the members not fit to join the Society…

A very bedraggled Akai Minami walked in. She didn't look happy – this was the fifty-seventh time she was taking the test. Fifty-seventh. Now, with any normal test a normal person would not under any circumstances fail after that many times, but Akai had a problem – the Society mind-wiped her after every test to make sure she didn't remember what the test was on (since the Society test writers were too lazy to rewrite the test). Thus, it was likely that Akai had been studying the wrong material fifty-seven times.

"You'll do it this time!" said Chrys encouragingly.

"Nah. I feel like a failure." Akai collapsed on the desk in a manner akin to Tamura Hiyori whenever she feels especially put down. "This isn't fair… This isn't fair at all…"

The jun-akuma circled around her head, making it look like a cartoon in which Akai had gotten knocked out (and she certainly looked like it).

The last few piled in and Aster cleared her throat. Akai sighed. She'd heard similar things to this fifty-six times. The Society could have at least wiped those.

"You are now about to join a very desperately horrific Society, kyaa," said Aster. "Even if you pass this test, which involves mental, physical, and genetic endurance, you'll have to go through the initiation, which involves a man-eating crocodile. There's always that archangel demanding a pint of blood every time you enter any fandom, so I wouldn't recommend an anemic joining. Also, please be aware of the gigantic leech we feed with the ones who misbehave."

Chrys fainted.

"…And that happens too," said Aster. "Well, if you're having second thoughts, I suggest you leave now. The electroshock chains will bind you to the chair in thirty seconds."

Half the people left. Akai snickered.

"…well, the chains don't seem to be working. You're in luck kyaa. Well, begin the test."

-

"I failed, again…"

Akai was ushered into the room where the mind-wipe gas was going to wipe all of the rookies.

"How does this stuff work, anyway, wiping minds so specifically?" said Akai.

"Phlebotinum, kyaa~" shrugged off Aster.

Phlebotinum, huh? Akai pondered this for a bit. Maybe I can cheat phlebotinum.

She pulled off a copy of Sue Theory for Dummies from the nearest pile and turned to a page, showing it to the jun-akuma.

"Signal me next time I get to this page," she said.

The jun-akuma just stood there – it didn't talk or know how to make any body language, so it was difficult to tell whether it understood anything.

Akai realized something with a shock – this might be the fifty-seventh time she'd tried this…

-

One week later…

"Good luck!" said Aster, waving to Akai as she went to take the test for the fifty-eighth time. Tash approached Chrys and Aster.

"Mission. Do you know this fandom? It's an American game."

Aster inspected the title.

"Isn't this the one that had the ending song played at the Symphony of Games?"

"Yeah. Remember? We played it. Took only five hours. Remember, it had the snarky computer?"

"Oh yeah…"

"The snarky computer that scared me."

"Well," said Tash, "we'll send you in. The Sue's Tato, if you haven't already guessed. And here are some portal guns to help you. Be careful that you don't confuse the portal gun here with the portal gun that leads you to the Library…"

"All right!" said Chrys, and looked at the portal gun.

Already Aster could see what kind of fun Chrys was planning with the gun alone, and sweatdropped.

-

Akai was at a loss. She hadn't been able to send herself any signal, and she was probably screwed for the test – This is probably the fifty-eighth time I'm thinking this.

She wondered if she'd ever pass; maybe she was destined to be left out while Chrys and Aster had all of the fun. This is probably the fifty-eighth time I'm thinking this, too.

And it probably wasn't possible to pass the test until they changed it – oh God this is probably the fifty-eighth time I'm thinking this! I'm thinking like Kyon from Endless Eight!

…And then she realized something.

It's probably the fifty-eighth time I thought that, too.

-

When Aster and Chrys reached the fandom, they could tell that GlaDOS was shocked by their arrival. Why wouldn't she be? With two girls appearing out of nowhere, with the portal guns she thought only she had – there was audible stuttering of the sentient computer.

I see we have company. Welcome to the Aperture Science Center. The Aperture Science Center would like to welcome you. The Aperture Science Center also wishes to inform you that there is nothing dangerous going on here, particularly not a girl ridiculously evading my attempts to murder her.

"Well, I'm not quite convinced," said Aster.

It breaks my heart that you don't trust me.

"Everything seems to break your heart," said Chrys.

Maybe all humans seem to be this way.

"You're a computer," said Aster. "A computer, kyaa. Don't expect us to understand you. Now, where's the Sue?"

How sad. You don't seem to care about me, just the girl that's going to be dead by the end of the day. Do you have no respect for the ones who really care?

"Let's just drop the act," said Aster. "Where's the Sue?"

I could tell you, but there's no reason for me to tell you. I mean, we've already established ourselves as people who hate each other. That is, if I can even consider people like you…as people.

"C-can't we make a deal?" said Chrys, feeling slightly intimidated by the sentient computer.

"I'll put it this way," said Aster. "We take care of the Sue, and then you'll have an easier time murdering her kyaa. How about that?"

Chrys was clutching herself. Murdering a Sue like this didn't seem like the best thing here.

And why do I have any reason to trust you? We can probably most likely confirm that at least one of us is lying.

"Well, if you don't, you could just watch while we do it anyway."

Fair enough.

Aster and Chrys pulled out their portal guns and fired them across the large lava pit GlaDOS had slowly been opening while keeping them distracted with the conversation.

You seem to be more perceptive than I thought. This will probably be advantageous, although considering at least one of us will be dead by the end of the day, there's no reason to be celebrating.

"Do we get cake if we murder the Sue?" said Chrys, still trying to recover.

Why not.

"Oh, I know why," said Aster.

-

Akai tensed as she worked on the next problem, which was no easier than the last. Akai had a strange feeling that the test was specifically rigged against her. Maybe she'd thought that fifty-eight times…

Frustrated, Akai skipped the problem and went on to the next problem. This one was no easier than the last one. Crud.

-

"Falling spikes are really scary…"

"Then you're supposed to jump in the portal when I tell you to, not when you think that maybe possibly you can wait another second!"

"But I might end up falling out the wrong way and plopping on the ground!"

"Which would you rather want happening, the spikes squashing you into a spot of blood or falling?"

If it were my choice, I'd go for the cake.

"Yeah," said Aster, "if there is cake, kyaa."

It was that girl's fault there's no cake. She destroyed my morality core.

"Well, let's not reference Chell," said Aster.

I'm surprised you even know her name. Her lips were sealed like hot glue.

"Bwaaaaaaaaaah!" yelled Chrys, falling over through a portal, then falling into a portal right under her feet, in a constant flood of falling from the ceiling into a floor into the portal in the ceiling into the portal on the floor into…

"…Please disregard her," said Aster.

-

"Well, you found me," said Tato. "Was it worth it?"

Oh, dear, you seem to have stolen my lines. I suppose you're a master of plagiarism.

"Hey, GlaDOS," said Aster, "anything you know about what happens when you fire a portal into someone?"

No. But I suppose she won't have any fun if you try.

Chrys tried, and nothing happened.

Tato opened a portal and lashed her whip into it, which landed expertly through the portal, from the ceiling, and finally landed on Chrys.

"Ow!" she flailed.

Aster in turned opened a portal above Tato's head and nearby, and held something round and white.

"You think a bomb will stop me?" said Tato.

"It's not a bomb," said Aster.

"What is it then, huh? Something poisonous and deadly?"

Aster threw it, which fell and splatted onto Tato's head, revealing something yellow.

"Egg," said Aster.

There was a long bout of silence.

You threw an Aperture Science Egg at the girl an Aperture Science computer is trying to murder. That has got to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.

"So uncreative, GlaDOS," said Tato, "and I expected you to be a more formidable enemy. But even though you've allied yourself with the Society Agents, there's nothing you can do to me."

In response, GlaDOS let fly a ton of firing turrets embedded in the wall, which fired every which way. Chrys ducked and Aster flew up a few feet off the ground. Both of them realized that GlaDOS didn't care if the two lived or died.

Aster opened a portal underneath her and one over Tato's head and tried to rush at Tato, but Tato was too quick; she opened a portal beneath her feet and put the other one elsewhere. Aster fell into the new portal Tato had made, and an interesting chase scene occurred, the two relying on momentum speed more than physical endurance.

"Get her while she's flying!" said Aster.

But Chrys was a little preoccupied. Trying to dodge a turret, she had ended up opening another portal by accident, and was falling once again into an infinite loop from the ceiling to the floor to the ceiling to the floor…

GlaDOS fired turrets from the wall, making it worse. Aster swerved to dodge one and instead of landing through the portal Tato had made, she fell onto the floor. The amount of momentum that she had collected while falling didn't kill her (she had ankle springs like Chell's), but it hurt.

You're all being very uncooperative, said GlaDOS.

-

Akai turned in her test – thirty minutes early – and sighed. Another mind-wipe for her. Half of the answers were blank.

She looked at the jun-akuma, which was floating in the air behind her, and said, "Gimme a plate of cookies and a glass of milk, will ya?"

The jun-akuma held out its stick-like hand – if one could call it a hand – and on it materialized a plate of cookies and a glass of milk. (The way the thing balanced on that tiny stick thingy didn't make sense, but Aster and Chrys had figured out that being around that thing required a little bit of suspension of physics belief.)

As Akai munched on the cookies sadly, the jun-akuma pulled out a miniature violin and began playing.

"Okay, we don't need that," said Akai.

-

A turret fired at Aster. Aster took out her portal gun and redirected the fire towards Tato. Tato took the portal gun and redirected it towards Chrys. Chrys flailed, making Aster redirect the fire for her. The fire headed back towards Tato, but Tato took the portal gun and redirected it towards Aster, who took the portal gun and redirected it towards Tato…

The battle got nowhere for about an hour.

Tato finally realized she was really bored, and that nothing really big was going to happen. She decided to opt out.

"Well, then," said Tato, "I think I'll see you and Chrysie in a fandom where I can rip you guys to pieces and actually enjoy it. See you!"

She opened a plothole and vanished.

Tracking location, said GlaDOS. Cannot find location of target. Target assumed to have vanished off the face of the planet. How unfortunate. I will have to choose a new target.

Aster and Chrys only had three seconds to process that they were the next target.

Chrys pulled out her plothole generator…

…and then suddenly GlaDOS fired a shot at her.

It was impossible to gear up the generator with GlaDOS firing. They had to dodge turrets left and right; Chrys didn't even have time to rant about how cute they sounded. Things got worse when GlaDOS started injecting neurotoxin into the room while firing.

"Chrys-chan!" Aster exclaimed. "Don't try to set it to the Library! Pick a random fandom!"

"But we never got the cake! And if we don't, we'll have to use the Library portal guns to – "

"Just do it!"

Chrys in panic opened up the plothole generator and the two escaped. GlaDOS fired a shot through the plothole, but it only grazed Aster's sleeve, ripping the cloth but not touching her skin. (She needed a new outfit anyway.)

They were in a white fandom, standing in the middle of nowhere.

"Okay," said Aster. "Just open up the portal to the Library, since we have to use the Library portal gun kyaa."

Chrys fired and the two stepped in.

They used the wrong portal gun.

-

Akai walked into the mind-wipe chamber clutching her copy of Sue Theory for Dummies, wondering what she had missed. There had to be something particular she had to study! It wasn't possible for her to fail this many times! What was it? What was it? What was it?

And the epiphany hit her, and with the rage of an impulsive Kyon on the 14,598th loop of Endless Eight…

…she found the relevant page in Sue Theory for Dummies and folded it.

-

"Two weeks."

Tash glared at Aster and Chrys. "Okay, ten days. But still. If it wasn't for the fact Mizuho had informed us what had happened to you, we'd have been worried."

"Well," said Aster, "we tried to use the portal gun to get back to the Library, but Chrys accidentally used the normal one. And it's supposed to make a rip in the space-time continuum. I guess when you use it in places outside Portal… it rips time, too…"

"Well, you're back." Tash sighed. "Be more careful next time. Oh, and I have news for you too. Your friend Akai has joined the Society."

"Really?"

Chrys perked up, excited. Aster grinned.

"Did she pass her test?"

"Yes, both practical and physical," said Tash. "Although how on earth she managed to score a 100 on the practical when she usually got lower than 50 before eludes me…"

"Well, she did good, and that's what matters!" said Chrys. "Where is she now? How are the other Society members taking well to her?"

"Well…" said Tash. "That's a problem. See, it's only been three days since she joined, and…"

She pointed.

Akai was playing a video game on her DS. She seemed rather unnerved, although she occasionally cursed at the game characters. The jun-akuma was floating next to her shoulder. Huddled on the other side of the room against the wall were the rest of the Society members. They were shivering, and they all looked practically petrified.

"Yeah, that tends to happen," said Aster, as Chrys noticed her desu sparkles fading away. "You'll get used to her. And if you don't, well, we'll figure it out… somehow… I hope…"

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Insert Expendable Cursed-Fate-Type-Thing Here

The planet of Pulse.

The mystical planet, in which people had lived, in which legends swirled around and chatter existed. It was the future.

Once, the swirling paradise of Cocoon, the supposedly utopian city, had hovered over the planet. The place had been a technological hub of bliss.

And it had been utterly corrupt.

The members of Cocoon had believed anything from the planet Pulse was evil and contaminated and had forced massive purges on people who had even suspicion of contacting anything in Pulse.

It had gone fine until the main characters of FFXIII had blown up the place.

The main characters, Lightning Farron, Snow Villiers, Hope Estheim, Sazh Katzroy, Oerba Dia Vanille, and Oerba Yun Fang, had been marked as l'Cie by the fal'Cie Anima. fal'Cie were godlike sentient beings made from crystals. Becoming a l'Cie meant the fal'Cie wanted you to do something for it. It would tell the l'Cie what he/she had to do through visions. If the l'Cie failed to achieve his/her goal, or Focus, he/she'd be transformed into a Cieth, a monster experiencing eternal pain. Achieving the Focus was not better either - the l'Cie would be "immortalized" by turning into a crystal when not needed and otherwise becoming enslaved to the fal'Cie forever (although the chance of ever turning back into a human was very slim)…

The team had been told to destroy Cocoon - their own hometown. But at the price of Vanille and Fang's humanity (they'd been turned into crystals), they'd not only destroyed the place but killed the two corrupt fal'Cie manipulating Cocoon: Galenth/Baldanders and Orphan.

Most of the important people anyway had evacuated or were purged, so it was fine to blow up Cocoon, but all that magical technology was destroyed.

On the bright side, after having destroyed Cocoon, the l'Cie group were miraculously cleared of their cursed fates, as well as those of Serah (Lightning's sister) and Dajh (Sazh's son), who had been crystallized previously. Serah and Snow once again were engaged. Lightning had to accept it, but her mood was better once Serah threw a surprise party for her.

And right before Serah was married, Serah and Lightning planned to go that trip Lightning had wanted to take Serah to originally in order to, ironically, get Serah's mind off Snow. The two were going to have some sister bonding time before Serah's marriage.

They were about to leave when the Sue arrived.

-

Rena Lynvale had been an ordinary young girl who lived in Cocoon when the purges had started. Although she'd had little contact with Pulse, she'd been purged for no reason - more evidence of the corruption of the fal'Cie.

After being purged, she found herself isolated away from the technological world she knew and in the wilderness, and soon ran into a mysterious, almost mythical place. She soon found herself captured by a strange thing... and fell unconscious.

When she awoke, there was a mysterious tattoo mark on her leg. It could only mean one thing.

Rena had been branded as an l'Cie.

Meanwhile, Lightning and her group were in the middle of the preparations for the trip when Rena appeared with two shocking people.

Fang and Vanille.

Needless to say, the sisters' plans were cut abruptly short.

As it turned out, Rena had not just brought back Fang and Vanille – she'd restored Cocoon back to its state. But she had not brought back PSICOM and its corrupted system. She had instead used her power to permanently freeze the members of PSICOM into crystal and use them as memorials to the corruption of the city.

People slowly moved back into Cocoon, and its former glory was restored. It became the utopia that it had once been. Serah and Snow got to see the fireworks again.

Nobody questioned Rena – for she had just brought back an amazing paradise sans horrific government and had brought back Fang and Vanille. And on top of it, she'd gotten Fang and Vanille to realize they truly did love each other, although it wasn't really that they hadn't already figured that out.

She also got Hope and Lightning to realize that they loved each other. Despite the fact that Hope was like a young teenager and Lightning was 21. Talk about dating older women. But they still loved each other.

It wasn't long until Rena revealed a more shocking secret: Nora Esthiem, Hope's mother, was also alive and well. She had somehow been turned into crystal (with no explanation) by PSICOM. Rena promptly used the powers of her summon, Freya, to bring Nora back. Hope was ecstatic.

When Rena was asked why she had done all that, she explained that it had all been part of her Focus. And when they asked her if she'd turn into crystal for finishing her Focus, she said she hadn't finished it yet. But she would. She would rather finish her Focus and be immortalized in crystal than turn into a pained Cie Corpse.

And Lightning's group vowed that they would do whatever possible to make her finish her Focus but prevent her from becoming crystal.

Unknown to Lightning's group, however, Rena had found a way to prevent herself from becoming a Cieth. And, of course, as a Sue, she had absolutely no intention of becoming crystal…

-

"Mistress," said Tato, "I have the footage you wanted to see."

Runoa looked lazily at Tato. "Do me a favor."

"Yes, mistress?"

"Don't call me 'mistress'. All the Sues seem to call me that. It cheapens my position, I'm not royalty, and I don't want those Sues thinking they're like my slaves or something. 'Mistress of All Sues'? Pfft."

"What should I call you then...?"

Runoa sat there, considered it for a bit, then said, "Don't call me anything. Now, you said you had the footage?"

"Yes," said Tato. "Yes. Um. Well, we have the footage."

She inserted the DVD (for who used tapes nowadays?) into the nearest player. Runoa watched.

The scene was Aster, Chrys, and Akai fighting against Tato in the Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne fandom, and Runoa watched the figures fighting.

"Isn't that girl Aster?"

"Yes. I noticed she had a very different fighting style than usual."

"I know. We discussed this earlier, about what's going on. I'm more interested in the girl. What did you say she was?"

"A fae. With the powers of Selene the moon goddess."

"That will be fine."

-

"Final Fantasy XIII?"

Chrys blushed. "No. Oh, no… I play video games, but… not that. Because…"

Aster threw up her hands in protest. "But Final Fantasy XIII is awesome!"

"It's okay," said Chrys. "I think I'll play it when they've fixed all the bugs… I heard some weird reviews about bugginess and all."

"But you have to play it!" said Aster. "Snow and Serah are an engaged couple, and… well, Snow's voiced by Ono Daisuke and Serah by Kotobuki Minako."

"Huh?"

"Ono Daisuke. You know, the guy from Lucky Star… and he plays Koizumi in Haruhi, remember?"

"Yeah…"

"And Kotobuki Minako plays Mugi in K-On!. Now think about it. Ambiguously gay Koizumi and, well, Mugi, together…"

Chrys took a few seconds to register this.

Then both of them burst out laughing.

"…but I never actually played the game," said Chrys.

"Hm," said Tash. "Because I'd normally get Aster, but…"

Aster had not improved. She was in fact getting worse – laughing mirthlessly for no reason, talking about how "stupid" everything was, muttering under her breath, and going off on tangents, talking about random subjects.

"Stars are really beautiful, Aramayis," she'd said to the Counter Guardian once, "but it's always like they're teasing me…"

And the Counter Guardian had walked off, feeling somewhat sorry for her.

"Well," said Tash, "it's official. I have to assign all of Aster's missions to you, because it's neater if I do that instead of disperse her missions…"

"Right," said Chrys. "Well, I'll do the best I can."

-

"Ugh, Mizuho," said Chrys, "this plot is really linear…"

She ran once again into what seemed to be an invisible wall. "No towns! Very few side-quests, practically nowhere to go, and almost nothing to do!"

"Don't complain," said Mizuho. "Although the developers may have been stupid in making this game, there's one thing good from this."

"What?"

"Haven't you noticed your health goes back to normal after every fight you have with a monster?"

Chrys blinked and registered it. It was true. Because of the game's idiotic design, after every battle, no matter how beaten up or bruised Chrys got in any battle, she always walked out unharmed and in perfect health.

"Hey, that's true," she said.

Normally, this kind of thing in a game would bother her. Of course, Aster didn't care about the technicalities of a game as long as it was a reasonably non-sexual game, and this author here thinks the gameplay is stupid, but the plot is awesome.

Still, automatic regeneration of health was handy, and Chrys soon found that she could use the game's idiocies to her advantage. The linear plot made it nearly impossible for her to get lost – and this was saying a lot, in terms of Chrys – because she didn't have to look for Rena in places she'd already stepped; the boring calm battle music didn't stress her out when she fought; the nonexistence of MP made it much easier to use spells and magic without worrying about regenerating; automatic health regeneration was always a plus. In the real world, materialism was actually better.

"…but the gameplay is still pretty silly," said Chrys.

The city of Cocoon was beautiful – Chrys had to compliment Square Enix on their beautiful and stunning visuals in the game. The technology, the nature, the fireworks. Everything.

It was difficult to find a stunningly beautiful Sue in such a stunningly beautiful environment, but she eventually found her. Rena was raking away leaves and enjoying the beauty of nature, as if she was a lowly peasant and not the girl who had just risen Cocoon from the ashes.

"Aren't you worried that you'll fail to complete your Focus?" said Chrys. "Or that you'll fulfill it and become a crystal forever?"

Rena turned around to face Chrys and smirked.

"I'm not stupid. I know you're a Society Agent."

"...Oh."

Rena snapped her fingers and suddenly a figure emerged behind her - Rena's Eidolon, Freya, which took the shape of a dragon. Two people stood behind her, and Chrys realized she was facing not just Rena but also Fang and Vanille... who could summon Ragnarok if they wanted.

"Oh..."

Chrys gulped.

"All right," said Mizuho. "Let's get this over with."

Wielding two Copyrights, she sprang.

Hecatoncheir and Bahamut appeared behind Vanille and Fang.

Apparently the two considered Mizuho enough of a threat to go immediately into Driving Mode (which was theoretically impossible since Driving Mode was the equivalent to the previous FF games' Limit Breaks). Hecatoncheir became a mech and Bahamut a flying beast.

"Time to play," said Mizuho, and materialized a purple ball of energy, which she used as a sort of shield to blast away the attacks of the Eidolons.

Rena, who was riding Freya, swooped down closer to Chrys and attacked her, but Chrys frowned and aimed a few bursts of magic at her.

"Chrys, arm," said Mizuho. Chrys duly linked her arm with Mizuho's and both of them glowed with a faint tint, then exploded a ton of power towards Bahamut and Freya. Their manuever worked - the two flying Eidolons were successfully pulled to the ground. It also dragged Hecatoncheir downwards.

With Vanille and Fang facedown on the ground, Mizuho was able to spring up and jam Copyrights on Vanille and Fang.

Hecatonheir and Bahamut disappeared. Both Vanille and Fang's eyes closed and they rose up through the air. A blue glow spread through their bodies as they hardened and became crystal, and floated further into the air until they were at the position they were originally.

"It's a shame," said Chrys.

Rena got up from the ground from where she had fallen and scowled.

"Don't you realize how the other characters are Sues too?" she said. "I mean, the main character's name is Lightning."

"Well, to be fair," said Chrys, "her name's Éclair, but she wanted to get herself a new identity for her sister, and éclair is French for lightning..."

"Don't you realize how much power resides in this fandom?" Rena was clearly angered, but she was focusing her energy on provoking Chrys; she was holding Freya back.

"Apparently," said Mizuho, "it's enough for you to gamble on being turned either into a Cieth or a crystal."

"Oh, that's no gamble," said Rena proudly. "I've found a way around that. See, my Focus is to kill Freya with my own hands. Of course, I'm never going to do that. And I can't become a Cie Corpse, because I have too much willpower not to be one." She smirked. "Remember how Lightning and her friends escaped being Cieth?"

Chrys didn't know the plot too well, but she knew this probably meant something bad.

Rena leapt back on Freya and flew off. "Good luck getting that Prohibitor on me!"

Mizuho got up, cursed, then blinked. "I might have an idea."

-

"I don't like holding daggers. They're dangerous..."

"Shut up," said Mizuho. "It's necessary."

Rena was in the middle of a speech on "How to Cope When You've Become an l'Cie" when Chrys and Mizuho burst in, both wielding daggers.

"They're going to assassinate me!" yelled Rena, and summoned Freya.

Other than the ones who hadn't been given the chance to tame their Eidolons yet, all of the l'Cie sprang at Chrys and Mizuho.

But the two had another trick up their sleeve.

The two had taken Oneshots, enabling them to get Eidolons without being turned into l'Cie. The hard part had been actually taming the Eidolons, but Mizuho had taken care of that with a few grenades and a long, agonizing magical battle (which shall not be described here due to the fact this fic is pressed for time and needs to be released soon; we'll leave it that Chrys was very, very thankful for automatic health regeneration at the end of the battle). Because the two had not been branded, they couldn't get new Eidolons, so they got the ones identical to the ones canon characters had: Mizuho had the Shiva Sisters (Snow's) and Chrys had Alexander (Hope's).

"Aw, I wanted Ragnarok," Chrys had said. "It has the same name as that video g- "

"Shut up," said Mizuho. "We're pretty Sueish to begin with and we don't want to make it worse; besides, Ragnarok can destroy the world, like Fang and Vanille almost did, and we don't want to crystallize ourselves, like Fang and Vanille did do."

"You seem to know more about this game than I do..." said Chrys.

"Only how it ended," said Mizuho. "Usually that's the important part in fandoms."

Anyway, Chrys and Mizuho summoned their Eidolons. Alexander, which was nothing really but a big fortress that shot bullets at people, was a perfect match for Chrys, who cowered behind it in fear of the charging l'Cie.

Mizuho expertly handled her command of the Shiva Sisters and unlocked Driving Mode in five minutes. For those who have seen pictures of Mizuho...just imagine her in a motorcycle. Wearing Final Fantasy-esque clothes.

At one point, when she saw an l'Cie trying to kill Chrys from behind Alexander, she slammed the l'Cie with tire marks to the face.

After slamming down a good amount of l'Cie and aided by the bullets Alexander was shooting Mizuho turned to go get Rena, dagger in hand. Alexander stopped shooting and Chrys ran, flailing, towards Mizuho and Rena.

"You two are going to murder me, eh?" said Rena. "Looks like the Society's changed from its peaceful aims..."

"Unless you come quietly, this is our only option," said Mizuho.

"I expected you to come up with something more creative," she said, and charged at the two. As Freya, the Shiva Sisters, and Alexander duked it out, Mizuho, Chrys, and Rena fought, Rena with a sword and Mizuho and Chrys with daggers.

Each side was keeping the other at bay, until Mizuho yelled...

"Chrys, now!"

Chrys launched the move Mizuho wanted. She plowed straight into Rena with her body in a canine-like manner.

At the same time, in a masterstroke only Mizuho could have planned, Mizuho flew up and launched at Freya. She pushed Freya down near where Rena was being plowed.

Now, Chrys had to time her plowing so that Rena would not stab her with the sword, and so Chrys reached under where her arm was and the sword flew out of Rena's hand. Startled but ready to get back, Rena took the opportunity to swipe the dagger from Chrys's hands.

That was her mistake.

As Freya was briefly plowed down Rena also tried to take the opportunity and grab onto Freya, which Mizuho had predicted. Chrys then threw herself onto Rena's arm. The arm shoved right into Freya's body, and as Freya flew up away in pain, it created a large, jagged, bleeding cut that would kill her.

You guessed it - Mizuho had caused Rena to kill Freya in a big Xanatos Gambit.

Mizuho smirked. "I told you it'd work, Chrys. Sues are predictable."

Chrys stared at Rena.

"No," said Rena. "No. This can't..."

Her hands glowed blue.

As Rena rose up in the air, her legs and limbs glowed blue and her body turned translucent, and Rena's eyes closed as her body became crystal.

The crystal statue hovered in midair as Chrys stared at it.

"Should we leave her there?"

"No," said Mizuho, "we need to get the Sue out of the fandom."

"All right."

Chrys reached up and grabbed the statue. It then became weighted and smashed her flat on the ground.

"...ow... crystals are heavy..."

-

The Society had no use for Rena's crystal, so it became used for decorative purposes. So, there was a nice pretty crystal statue in the main room.

"So it's like getting turned to stone but with a lot more dignity," said Akai to Chrys over the phone.

"Yeah, pretty much," said Chrys.

"So how was the game?"

"The automatic HP regeneration was nice and it was convenient to not be limited to MP..."

"So you'd play the game?"

"Absolutely not. It ruins my pride as a gamer..."

"Hm," said Akai. "Amusing. I probably shouldn't play it either. Especially since they got rid of the victory music."

"I hated that!" said Chrys. "I missed it so much!"

There was a long pause.

"You'd better take care of Aster," said Akai. "It's a shame she's missing it."

"...I need to get to that," said Chrys.

-

"I'm sorry you have to go through all this, Aster," breathed Chrys. "I'm really sorry."

She went up to Aster and hugged her while Aster rolled her eyes in delusion.

And then a shiver passed through Chrys's body.

-

"Don't scatter the manga everywhere," said Chrys, "or fa'den will get mad at you."

Aster scoffed. "You're actually going to use that language he taught you to call him that?"

"We are planning to make this a language someday."

"Yeah," said Aster sarcastically, "and we'll use this to pass secret information that the Sues can't tap into."

"Oh, come on…"

"What are you two arguing about?" Adrian walked into the room, smiling. "And remember to put that manga back, Aster."

"Yes," said Aster, scowling, "fa'den." Despite the fact her accent had lessened while being around the Society, it still muddled up the pronunciation.

Chrys laughed. "You're using that after all?"

Adrian patted Aster's head, grinning, and said, "So I guess you're ty'dal now."

Aster gave an exasperated look.

"See, you really are tsundere."

"I am not!"

-

Chrys blinked. She remembered that scene. Why had being close to Aster triggered it? And she didn't get it just by touching Aster – she'd had to really open up her emotions.

At first a strange, confusing idea came up to her. Then suddenly she had a realization of what must be happening. In shock, she ran over to Tash.

"Tash! Tash!"

Tash looked up from her paperwork. "What?"

Chrys stared at Tash. She looked like she was about to cry. "There's something… strange in Aster."

Tash tilted her head. "Huh?"

"I got really close to her and… well, I can't explain it… but… I… saw this memory of Adrian. And I was thinking… maybe there was… something in there… trying to comfort her."

"Uh-huh. I think I see where this is going… I've felt like that too sometimes."

"But… but… it's worse than that. See, you know how she went insane recently… see… remember how Death… was a lot like Adrian? Well… see, I think there's… something that looks like it's comforting her. But instead…"

"…it's driving her crazy…" Tash stood up. "We need to get Aster to Val. Now."

-

They went over to Aster and told her where they were going. Aster complied without an argument, although they heard her muttering things under her breath. Neither of them wanted to know what she was saying.

Valerie lay Aster down and inspected everything about her, but finally shook her head.

"Aster's channels are all blocked."

"What does that mean?" said Chrys.

"She's not letting anything in or out of herself. This means I can't get into her to see what's wrong with her. Of course, it's very likely she's doing this herself, but there's always the possibility…"

Tash turned to Chrys. "Get Aramayis. He's the one who knows how to handle this kind of thing."

Chrys dashed out quickly and returned with said Counter Guardian. After listening to the story, he nodded.

"The only thing I can suggest is to try to get her out of her shell," he said, "but it's not something that urgently needs to be solved right away unless she starts blowing up things. Of course, I don't like seeing her going through insanity, but what can we do?"

Tash and Valerie nodded.

"I'm sorry about all this," said Chrys. "But… Aster… is usually very nice. And I know you probably don't think well of her, but…she's really nice."

As Tash and Valerie left, Aramayis watched them, then turned to Chrys. "So… what is she really like? Because I can't understand her, but…"

-

Runoa went through the tape one more time.

"I'm sure now," she said. "I'm absolutely sure. You." She pointed to the pseudo-Tash. "Get information on this girl's fandom and her history. I don't care about the girl, but I want to see her information and her capabilities. If she's what I think she is… this should be interesting."

"Yes," said the pseudo-Tash, and ran off.

"Do you really trust her?" said Tato, frowning. "Isn't it obvious she has a double agenda?"

"I'm not stupid. I know she has a double agenda. But her boss is not powerful enough for me. I can strike her down easily, and by the time my plan is through it won't matter."

"I see," said Tato.

There was a long pause.

"You are faithful to me for the most part right?"

"As long as Chrys dies."

"Good enough. You seem like a good candidate. Come here. I have something I want to show you."

Tato was afraid of whatever was going to happen.

She had good reason, too, because she ended up screaming quite a bit that day.

Friday, February 15, 2013

Insert Emotionally Trading Religious Motifs Here

"You're not needed," said Aster.

She frowned at the person standing in front of her, whom she obviously was not taking a liking to. He'd only been in the Library full-time fora bit over four months, which had been a somewhat agonizing experience on his part because he'd received angry smacks on the head, random kicks, and a flood of scoldings from Aster.

"And what do you mean by that?" replied Aramayis.

"The Library's fine without you," said Aster. "Tash-san came back from her time away and we're fine."

"What if you get attacked – "

"Then we'll call you. Right now we don't need you."

"I see," said Aramayis.

"Right now you just cause problems. We don't need you around. So can you go now?"

"I don't see why I should," said Aramayis. "Okay, so you proved you don't need me around... I don't see any reason why I should still leave."

"You're annoying!" said Aster, and ran off, dissatisfied.

-

"Has she recovered yet?"

"Not to any point we can see."

Aster looked sadly at Chrys, who was sitting on the couch, reading a manga volume and doing nothing else. No "Squee!" or "oh no oh no oh no" or any of that.

Just… sitting… there… reading.

For the first week after Adrian's death, Chrys had broken into despair. Complete, unleashed, terrifying despair. It was like her last resolution had been snapped.

In an attempt to make her feel better, Tash had sent her on a mission to one of her favorite fandoms, Phoenix Wright. Somehow, Tato had gotten rid of her Prohibitor, and was wreaking havoc. Chrys had certainly experienced severe mood whiplash, and had gone from downright depressed to sparkly-cheerful in a matter of seconds…

…until after the mission, a failure, Chrys had gone into the Library and remembered what had happened. The desu-sparkles literally fell off her in a little pile waiting outside the plothole.

Eventually Mizuho had decided to put Chrys out of her misery – in a way. She suppressed the emotions inside Chrys and caused her to be unable to feel the extreme grief she was in. Chrys, however, was the kind of person to only feel one emotion at once.

Meaning she was now blank.

Mizuho still had her Peacekeeper duties, and since there weren't two to take care of the problems (Chrys was in no condition to do anything, really, at this point), and was absent more often, so blank-shell Chrys was left around all day.

"I have to get her back to somewhat normal," said Aster.

"It's rude to do that, and you'll probably make it worse," said Valerie. "Let her sit."

"I know Chrys-chan. She'll never get better by sitting."

"Well," said Valerie, "make sure you do it right. You'll break her spirit if you do it wrong, and you have to be very careful with someone like her."

"I'll try."

-

The next mission released was a fandom Aster knew.

Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne – a manga the two girls had both pored over for weeks. Most of the Society had never understood what the hype was over it.

For Aster, it was perfect.

Aster went up to Tash promptly and requested that she get the mission now, that she do it with Chrys, and that she get this mission before Mizuho got back. Tash was too flustered to deny the request.

She promptly ran over to Chrys.

"Mission," she said. She stared straight at Chrys. "Come on. Let's go."

Aster looked at what Chrys was reading. It was Ga-Rei. Aster suddenly got the feeling that Chrys wasn't actually reading it, but taking random manga volumes off the shelf. When Aster has suggested that Chrys read Ga-Rei, she'd recoiled and decided to go for it later (for Ga-Rei was quite known for its penchant for violence).

"Mm?" Chrys turned her head to face Aster. She blinked a few times. Aster wondered if Chrys was thinking anything emotional at all.

Then Chrys nodded.

Not a good idea, Aster, said the voice.

You, shut up. You don't need to talk to me.

-

Nagoya Toruta was the hero.

She was the second child of Nagoya Chiaki and Maron, three years younger than Nagoya Natsuki (or, as she was in her past life, Fin Fish).

When she turned thirteen, she learned she was a kaitou (demon-thief) and was destined to purge the world of evil from Maou, despite the fact that Maou had, you know, been properly destroyed by Kami. Yeah. Something like that.

Anyway, to become Kaitou Eugenia, which was her name, she now had a jun-tenshi (half-angel) familiar. Actually, not two jun-tenshi familiars, but two.

And those two were none other than Toki Haiyar and Celcia Form.

With rosary, pin, ribbon, and sword, she purged the demons from the works of art people found "beautiful". She began to purify the world of its evil, and collect the chess pieces that sealed the demons.

Eventually Toki and Celcia revealed the terrible secret to Natsuki (who was dating Minazuki Shinji). She was the reincarnation of Fin Fish, the jun-tenshi who had not only betrayed their mother, Kusakabe Maron (otherwise known as Kaitou Jeanne), but also eventually sacrificed herself to save Jeanne and thus, the world. And Shinji, was, of course, Access Time, her lover. When Natsuki asked Shinji if this was true, he confirmed it.

And her memories came back to her in a flash.

(Despite the fact that the mangaka had specifically stated Natsuki would never get her memories back, even if Shinji did.)

With the help of Eugenia, Natsuki gave up the precious power of reincarnation, the one Maron had given her, back to Kami, eventually giving Kami the power to defeat Maou (and the author had conveniently forgotten all of Fin's compassion for Maou). Toki and Celcia turned Natsuki and Shinji back into their "true forms", as angels. They became reunited together forever as sei-tenshi (pure angels).

And what about Noin? Noin had returned to rape the next reincarnation of Jeanne d'Arc, only to find that she didn't exist – Maron had given her power of reincarnation to Natsuki (which was now Kami's). Noin was angered, but then Toruta informed Noin of an important fact: it didn't pay to be bitter about Jeanne's death, and the power of reincarnation was now Kami's – and while the reincarnation of Eve/Jeanne d'Arc/Kusakabe Maron would never exist anymore, he could live in happiness.

The story moved Noin to tears, and later he took on a human identity and started dating Toruta.

"You're both evil, deceitful, and wicked. You two make a great pair."

Toruta turned around in shock from where she was kissing Noin and saw Chrys and Aster.

Tato (what, you couldn't have guessed it was her? Her giveaway name, the fact this is a Chrys-centric fic, and the reference to her above?) smirked and approached the two.

"I see we have – "

"I'm not letting you screw around," said Aster.

"Hehe," said Tato. She winked and walked towards Chrys. "And how's my little Chrysie?"

"Stop it," said Chrys, rather nonchalantly.

"Toruta?" said Noin suddenly. "What's going on?"

Tato smirked.

"They're possessed."

The battle began.

It seemed the fight was split – Tato, Fin, and Access against Chrys, and Noin, Toki, and Celcia against Aster. It was an extremely difficult fight – one person against three super-powered beings.

Chrys was nonchalantly fighting without putting any real emphasis into anything, but Aster was a vicious woman.

Still, Aster was having issues holding her own against the three and Chrys was fighting a kaitou, a powerful one at that...

Tato was wielding Plain Jane pins, the ones Alyana had used in the Uglies fandom, instead of Jeanne's exorcist pins. But it didn't matter. The effect was the same - it'd rob Chrys and Aster of their identities as characters, and Aster had a sneaking feeling it'd turn them into chess pieces if Tato used the word "checkmate" (which she was using every time she threw a pin at Chrys).

Tato, unsatisfied, pulled out the magical kaitou ribbon (it was probably a modified version of her whip). She jumped up into the air and tried to twirl it around Chrys's body. Chrys evaded.

It eventually became too much for Aster to handle and she grabbed Chrys's hand and ran out of the fandom. Tato pulled an akanbe at them as they ran through a plothole.

-

That wasn't a good idea, going to your world.

I know, but I can't lose my pride and retreat like this. This would be the first failure in the history of the Society. Tato still has the fandom. I need to regroup. And you're getting awfully talkative today...

I'm just trying to help.

Chrys was not much better. Aster was tracking her condition as slowly getting worse. Chrys was starting to become unresponsive or indifferent about anything Aster said.

Aster contacted Tash.

"Tash-san, I know this is running a risk, but I ran out of the fandom to regroup."

"I saw."

"I know, and... well, I need to ask you a favor. A really big one. I know it doesn't follow Society protocol, but I think it's the only thing that can help Chrys."

Aster rang the doorbell.

It took a long time, but eventually the door opened to reveal a very irritated girl rubbing her eyes.

"Aster," she said with every hint of possible restrained pissed-off anger in her voice, "exactly WHAT is so important that you have to wake me up at one in the morning?"

Aster handed the girl one of her Copyrights. She immediately understood.

"You're the Society version?"

"Yes."

"And this is Chrys?"

"Yes."

The girl sighed and rubbed her eyes again. "Man, why do things always happen at the most ungodly hours of the day?"

-

Aster had very good timing. Akai's parents had been off on their summer vacation (Aster would not have contacted her had it not been for this fact). They did seem to be absent very many times - and that, in fact, was Original!Aster's fault, for she'd used some of her memory-stuff to get them to do it more often. It was to prevent them from getting involved in the magical stuff the three girls were always doing.

Akai, being a friend of Aster and Chrys, was of course not normal. She constantly had a strange demon following her everywhere in the air, no more than three inches tall, and rather cute. Aster had christened it the "jun-akuma" (after the jun-tenshi of the very series she had just been in). The things of its kind were constantly known to feed off humans by turning them dark, warped, and evil in exchange for immortality and a few side-powers, and feeding off the resulting negative emotions.

But then there was Akai.

Akai's natural personality didn't seem to be tainted at all. She had no desire to rob banks, extort people, or take over the world. All in all, she did have a rather good morality alignment. There were several theories for this, but the jun-akuma couldn't confirm or deny any of them because it couldn't speak (although its random attempts at doing things gave a little bit of clue). Either the thing was just stupid, or it was waiting for the right moment, or it wasn't powerful enough. When Aster had asked her author, the reply had been, "It's a crack thing. Don't think on it too much."

It also helped that Akai was a bitingly sarcastic cynic with enough negativity in her personality to supply several demons. Aster even thought sometimes Akai was a bad influence on the demon, not vice versa. And so, Akai and the demon did nothing, although Akai occasionally told the jun-akuma to materialize a cup of water or a plate of cookies (which it duly did).

Akai also had the unique abilities forbidden to man: being able to yell at Aster and Chrys and get obedient responses from them, as well as (temporarily) fizzle out Chrys's desu.

"Well..." Akai listened to Aster's story. "I... I'm sorry. A friend of yours... died?"

"Chrys-chan hasn't been quite like herself lately," said Aster. "Look at her. It took her ten minutes to say hi to you..."

"Don't...don't say that," said Chrys, staring at Aster negatively.

"I see," said Akai. "I... I see."

There was a long silence.

Then Akai said, "I'm thinking of joining the Society."

Aster blinked. "You? But - Adrian- "

"I know he died. I know I'm putting myself at risk..."

"Please don't. It's dangerous."

"You said this thing," said Akai, pointing to the jun-akuma, "gives me immortality if I want it."

"If you take up the offer," said Chrys nonemotively, "you'll see your non-immortal friends die, and your parents..."

"Yeah," said Akai, "but you're the only close friends I have right now and you're immortal too; I've lost contact with pretty much all of my other friends. No need to worry about that. As for my parents and relatives, I'm younger than them. In my natural lifetime, won't I see them die anyway?"

Aster remembered that this was one of the most jarring things about Akai: she could say awkward, strange, or sometimes even horrible things with a straight face.

"I..." was all Aster could say.

"And I need something to do with my life... so dying while beating up a Sue sounds awesome."

Aster could only sit there and think...Akai was just... difficult to be around.

But Akai was her friend. And Chrys needed someone other than Aster for help at the moment...

-

"That," said Akai, "is a Sue if I ever saw one."

The three were in the KKJ fandom again, watching Tato from a distance away. Tato knew they were coming, but just stood there.

"That K girl has a damn lot of creativity to create a thing like her."

"Quiet. K is awesome. She just didn't think her Chrys parody would come to life."

Tato only smirked. She was obviously prepared. She had turned herself into Kaitou Eugenia in advance, with Toki and Celcia flying around her head. On the side were Noin, Fin, and Access.

Akai, who had suggested an absolutely brilliant plan beforehand, grabbed three Copyrights and leapt at the three on the side. She had the element of surprise - the three had not expeced such a small girl (she was quite a few inches shorter than Aster) to leap at them. She managed to nab the Copyright on Noin's face (talk about subtlety) and on the two jun-tenshi floating in the air (the sticker was bigger than each angel).

Noin collapsed (he'd probably been sleeping, which he did a lot nowadays, before Tato's arrival) and Fin and Access fell to the ground, turning back into Natsuki and Shinji. Shinji got up, opened his eyes, saw what was going on - and grabbed Natsuki's hand and ran. He was not about to lose her again to a fight about angels.

Tato did not seem fazed. She grinned and her ribbon snapped its way towards Chrys, but the hanyou merely side-stepped and it struck the cement, cracking it. "Poor little Chrysu, all broken inside... and no Librarian to save you or comfort you… what shall we do with you?"

She twirled and the ribbon followed motion twirling around the Sue before arcing at Chrys again, the hanyou leaping clear and landing a few feet away, darting towards the Sue.

"Aww, look at you, trying so hard to be strong!" Tato mocked and easily slid around Chrys's punch, flexing her wrist and the ribbon responded again, winding some of it's length around Chrys arm and Tato jerked it, yanking the hanyou off the ground like fish on a fishing pole. "Too bad, you aren't strong. You're nothing but a little doll now, not even ranking as a pet… and you know it!" With a twirl of her wrist, she sent Chrys hurtling away towards a building.

Then the Sue raised an eyebrow as Aster zipped down out of the sky and caught Chrys, Akai appearing alongside the pair. "Oh, and the other half of the Failure Duo shows itself and it seems you've brought a guest."

Akai raised an eyebrow at Tato's outfit, the Sue twirling her ribbon like a ribbon dancer and offered a snort of amusement. "This is the girl that's been who's been making Chrys miserable? I'll kick her ass…"

Aster deposited Chrys next to her and shot a dark look at Tato, staff appearing in her hand. "How dare you hurt Chrys! I'm gonna make you pay!"

The Sue just smiled sweetly at them. "Hurt her? This isn't even a fight, it's like a puppet show! And besides, I can't do anything more than what's she done to herself! She's weak and helpless, but she got into a situation far beyond her pathetic skill level and now she's nothing more than deadweight, a little, broken pet that no one can bear to put out of her misery because she look so pathetic! If it wasn't so depressing, it'd be funny…" She burst into mocking laughter. "Oh, wait, it is funny!"

"...you seem to have improved your insults," said Aster darkly. "Let's get her, Akai-chan."

The two lunged at her. Chrys walked forward but stopped and did nothing after two steps.

Tato laughed and held up her ribbon. Bringing it down, she tangled Chrys and Akai in it. The end was going to strike one of them... although the ribbon was absurdly long, it would take only one hit and a "Checkmate" to kill her.

Aster watched it approach...

Grab the ribbon at your waist and push yourself downward, said the voice in her head.

Huh?

Just do it!

Aster did so and the ribbon gave way. After pulling it off -

Okay. Now keep the end away from you and hold a side of it, then pull it away from her. If you can't do that, at least use it to keep away her advantage.

Hey, you're kinda useful. Can you tell me what'll happen at the end of the next chapter of Hayate?

...I'm here to guide you! Not answer inane questions!

Shocked at Aster's sudden useful move, Tato was vulnerable to the move the voice had suggested. Aster managed to jerk the ribbon away from her.

"Smooth," said Akai.

...then Tato grabbed the ribbon's handle again in midair, and pulled it out of Aster's grasp.

"Speak of the she-demon kaitou cowgirl thingy."

"Shut up."

The voice however was still talking to Aster. Use your staff and fire ice shots and pin the ribbon to the wall. Make sure you fire several. You could miss.

You're awfully talkative today.

Just trying to help.

Aster swung the staff forward and fired a rain of ice against the ribbon, which tangled and got caught.

Angry, Tato sent a barrage of pins at the girls. Akai managed to push Chrys out of the way while Aster flew up and avoided them.

Tato growled.

"Idiot."

She pulled out her trump card: the sword. Aster remembered seeing it the way Maron had produced it out of her rosary; the only thing Tato would have to do to checkmate Aster would be to touch the tip of it to Aster and say that magic word…

Sword-point against staff, Aster and Tato duked it out while Akai stood nearby trying to snap Chrys out of it.

"You don't know what Aster's doing for you?" yelled Akai. "Can't you get off your ass and do something? Don't you get it?"

"It's worthless!" yelled Tato while clashing her sword. "She's just being dumb! Can't accept that her dear Librarian is dead!"

Aster registered the words.

Adrian's dead.

-

He's not coming back.

He's really dead.

-

Aster threw all logic out the window and grabbed Tato's blade with her bare hands (Tato had not swung the sword yet; I'm aware MythBusters disproved catching a sword in a middle of a swing). She managed to pull the sword out of Tato's hands. Her own hands were bleeding.

"If you dare try to hurt Chrys-chan like this again," she said, "I'm going to murder you and burn your body down and scatter your ashes to the wind. Chrys-chan is my friend and I am going to do anything at this point for her."

Chrys's eyes got wider and she opened her mouth.

Akai came from behind and landed a kick on the back of Tato's head. The tie holding up her hair dislodged and fell out. The magical-girl Jeanne hairstyle was knocked off.

"Stop giving people the illusion you're magical. You're not."

And Aster, with the blood on her hands, punched Tato in the face… but Tato plowed Aster away. Aster fell to the ground, scratches on her face, blood on her hands.

And Chrys came and hit Tato in the face with the flat of her own sword.

Tato turned around with malice in her eyes.

"No matter what you do to me, you can't face the fact. The Librarian's dead. And, of course, the Mistress of All Sues will honor me when you're dead too."

She turned to Celcia. "Distract them."

Celcia gave a blast of light and when it faded, Tato was gone, and Celcia and Toki were confused as to what they were doing.

"I'm sorry," said Chrys. "I should have done something…but I can't kill her. But I'm sorry. And I'm glad you came, Akai…"

Aster was staring off into space.

"Aster?" said Akai. "Aster?"

"You're my best friend, Chrys-chan," said Aster, "and don't you dare forget that."

And Aster listlessly opened a portal and went in without saying anything else.

"…Aster?" said Akai.

-

Aster slumped on her bed.

Adrian was dead, that was a sure fact.

He was dead and he'd never be back, he'd never be the person he was, he'd never do his normal Librarian things and be his Librarian self and do what he did…

What did Adrian mean to Aster? No, not her close friend – he was above her, although she'd never have enough respect to change the honorific. Adrian was like her older brother who monitored everything she did. And he was dead. He was dead and she'd never apologized for all the things she did to him or gave a proper goodbye.

She hadn't accepted it until now.

Calm down. Don't stress too much about it, the only thing to do now is –

Shut up. I don't want to hear from you. I don't want to hear from you ever again. There's nobody who can help me now. Shut up and don't talk to me. I don't need to hear from you. Ever. So shut up. Forever.

She cried.

There's only one person who can help me now. And he's dead.

Of course, I, as the author, know she'd regret that choice, but I have to grant that request.

The voice never spoke to her again.

But Aster never quite forgave herself…

"You raped Tash-san?" Aster yelled at Adrian. "You raped her and tried to kill her?"

"You don't understand, Aster, it's not Tash, you don't know, that Tash is a fake, you have to – "

"Don't give me lies! I'm more genre savvy than you think! I trusted you!" And she lunged at him, holding her staff, ready to slice open his throat, wanting to kill him, murder him, rip him to pieces –

Aster wanted to die, she wanted to die and know what it felt like, but she couldn't kill herself, she'd never be able to.

She wanted to die.

But life wouldn't let her die.

"Life is stupid," she said to herself. "And isn't it just meaningless? What's the point of anything I do anymore?"

And she laughed.

Laughed through her tears.

And she laughed for several more hours until she became tired and went to bed.

She'd traded her happiness and well-being for Chrys's.

And now she couldn't think straight anymore.

One could say she'd lost it...

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Insert Real World Country Name Here

"You've got to be kidding me…"

Adrian stood in one of the main aisles of a room of the Library, his expression one of utter disbelief and anger. Earlier, he'd first walked in to find it suitably normal, with everything seemingly and surprisingly in its place. Then there had been a cry of disbelief from one of the manga shelves, and then a thump followed with the fluttering sound of many rustling pages as what sounded like an avalanche of books had crashed down on someone.

Adrian had dashed across the aisles of the library, with the single thought that, if Aster had damaged any of his books, she was in for the Boot to the Head of her life. But he had stopped short as he processed the scene with rising irritation and surprise.

Several bookcases had tumbled over on each other, a huge stack of books, mostly manga, supporting them. Buried under all of it was a person, feet sticking out from the bottom of the pile and twitching painfully. There was a muffled, anguished cry for help.

"Aster, what the HELL were you doing?" the Librarian growled, approaching the pile. Though he had quite the urge to say it served her right, he couldn't just leave his Library like this. With his Librarian powers, he rose his hands momentarily and the books started to fly out of the pile one by one into the air (so that he could quickly look them over for damage), and slowly the person's body began to appear from the bottom up. As the books began flying out, Adrian began attending to the bookcases, righting one of them with a hard push. The girl's legs flailed up and down in panic though; apparently the girl was having trouble breathing down there, so Adrian picked up the pace and started to remove books from the other side. As it progressed, the Librarian made an odd face. Something seemed off. "Wait a minute, this isn't…"

"What happened…?" asked a voice above and beside him. Adrian glanced over his shoulder quickly before looking back at the pile, and then did a double take. Aster had peeked around a bookcase and was looking a little surprised, holding several Haruhi light novels in her arms.

"Wait, this isn't you…?" The Librarian looked down at the pile, where apparently the girl was trying to edge backwards out of the pile. "Then who…?" His expression was serious; if it was an intruder—

Aster gasped with happiness, seemingly able to recognize the person simply by seeing her shoes. "Oh, it's Chrys-chan!" The girl had finally hauled herself from under the pile of books. She was sniffling with tearful eyes and clutching her head.

"M-Manga isn't even really hardcover. It shouldn't be so hard…" mumbled the girl named Chrys feebly, looking up in the direction of Aster's voice. "H-Hello Aster…"

Adrian also looked up at the fae. "A friend of yours?" he asked. The tone of irritation in his voice hadn't disappeared; if anything, it was increasing. Why did everyone feel the need to make messes in the Library?

"Yes, definitely!" Aster dropped her novels on the ground pulled the girl up to her feet and into a tight hug, earning her a timid yelp from her friend and a glare from the Librarian. When the fae had grabbed her arm, the girl had released her head to reveal small, delicate-looking, white animal ears. She wiggled them tentatively, as though to check that they were safe and unharmed.

Adrian, upon seeing that, felt the urge to wiggle his ears as well. "Kitty ears…?" the Librarian thought aloud.
Aster looked a little wary suddenly as she looked over at Chrys, who was now sulking deeply. The girl's ears had been laid back, and she was growling from her throat sullenly. "They're dog ears. Excuse me for being a mutt with little pointy ears."

Aster whispered to Adrian, "Shh, Chrys-chan is very sensitive about her fluffy half-demon ears." She patted the girl beside her gently, and Chrys just sighed and softened her expression. The girl was too good-tempered to stay angry for long.

"You don't need to tell the world I'm a half demon every time you see me…" she mumbled nearly inaudibly under her breath.

"So." The Librarian raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms, looking down a little crossly on both girls. Both recognized the tone. Aster immediately put on a look that somewhat resembled innocence but reminded Adrian more of whenever he accused her of not putting manga back or breaking the fourth wall. He looked over. Her friend beside her, however, had the near-teary expression of a little child who was afraid she was going to be punished. Her appearance, especially the seemingly magical anime-style sparkles that appeared out of nowhere around her, took Adrian aback a little.

"I'm really, really, really, really sorry about this!" apologized Chrys, referring to the books around them that were already shelving themselves. The girl bowed deeply with her hands folded in front of her and her long brown bangs covering her face messily as she straightened. She looked around at the still unrighted shelves and the piles of the books. "I-I can try and reshelf them if you want…" Her expression, however, looked quite as though she didn't enjoy the thought.

The Librarian sighed. "No, it's fine. I'll do it; I don't want everything ending up all out of order."

Chrys gave a little sigh of relief, only to squeak as a young girl with long silvery hair and wearing a plain white robe just suddenly plopped on her shoulders, wrapping her arms around Chrys's chokered neck and dangling quite comfortably against Chrys's will. "I see you've met the Librarian and gotten yourself into trouble already," commented the little girl with a grin and a tone much too old for her age.

Aster grinned at the girl's appearance, chiming, "And Mizuho-chan's here too!" She glomped Chrys and the tiny Mizuho together, and Chrys staggered to support the weight of all three. She couldn't hold it though, and the three of them went down in a pile. As Chrys popped out of the bottom of pile with a little moan, she looked around at Mizuho, pretending to be a little offended. "Well, you could've stopped all this, Mizuho. But no, you ENJOY watching me get into trouble…"

The little girl called Mizuho laughed, wiggling her small pointed ears and reminding herself to prank Aster later for the uncomfortable and scruffy-looking tumble. "Oh no, I'm not saving you from little things like this. That's reserved for when you get your arse in REAL trouble." She pushed the fae off them and stood, adding with more of a frown, "Aster, I don't need to be crushed every time you see me along with Chrys."

"Kyaa~," Aster grinned and began to collect her novels that she'd dropped to the floor. Chrys looked horrified as she realized Aster was picking up a book that had fallen page first and was sitting on the floor wide open with its binding bent back. The girl wasn't exactly the gentlest with her books either, but such was a little bit too much for her, and she immediately began berating the fae beside her. "Aster, you can't just drop books like that! That's horrible for them! You can ruin books like that!" she continued, but Aster had stopped paying attention by that point with another simple, long-winded, "Kyaaaaaa~."

Adrian was looking down at them with a weird expression, watching the little silver-haired newcomer as the three girls on the floor of his Library socialized. Then a light seemed to pop up in his head and he crossed his arms, smiling slightly. "Well, what do we have here? An honest-to-literacy sprite. And I thought the name was only reserved for the soda nowadays, since you guys are so secluded. " His grin spread a little as he added, "And, what do you know, you guys ARE as short in physical form as they say…"

Chrys laughed sheepishly as she realized what the Librarian was talking about, while her little friend Mizuho put her hands on her hips and stuck her tongue out. "Well, EXCUSE ME if most of my race shares a name with a brand of soda and prefers to take shape as little midgits. I could tower over you if I wanted." She smiled though, taking an immediate liking to him; anyone who could correctly identify a sprite (and not call her a pixie or fairy) and maintain all these books AND the Creators' trust had to be somewhat decent, in her opinion. "That someone knows a sprite when they see one makes me rather pleased; I usually get called an elf or gnome or something." The sprite shuddered at the last thought. Then she straightened politely, adding, "We should probably introduce ourselves." She gestured towards her chest delicately. "My name is Mizuho, if you haven't noticed, and you may call me as such."

"And I'm Chrys, as you've heard. The two of us are friends and partners." The girl patted her heart. "We're always connected."

The Librarian smiled slightly as he began righting another bookcase; he didn't have to use his Librarian powers for everything, after all. "Ah, you know, I can fix those at least for my klutzy friend here," commented the sprite as she stood up. "After all," she looked over at Chrys with a teasing smirk, "she'd probably wreck SOMETHING on accident if you let her pay you back somehow."

Adrian shrugged and waved to the bookshelves, giving her leave. The sprite grinned and raised both hands as they began to glow an eerie lavender. The bookshelves also began to glow ever so slightly, and they lifted themselves up slightly before turning and landing upright in the neat rows they had been in before Chrys had screwed them up.

As the glow faded, the sprite turned to the Librarian, as though asking his opinion. "Eh, it'll do," he replied simply. "Thank you." The books that had been hovering expectantly above them in the air began flying to their appropriate places on the shelf at the direction of the Librarian. "So what are you two in the Library for?" he asked while watching everything organize itself.

"To wreck the library?" Chrys attempted to reply with a sheepish smile.

Adrian just stared at her over his shoulder skeptically. "Something about that seems unlikely, since you're not running from me, the Librarian."

"That and she's quite obviously a horrible liar," Mizuho coughed softly with a near blank face. "We passed the test."

"Is that so?" Adrian looked back at the shelves as the last of the books reshelved themselves. He walked into the aisle in front of him, checking the shelves to make sure things were okay.

As he inspected the reorganizing of the shelves, Chrys heard the doors of the room open and pricked up her ears expectantly, looking excited. After a few moments, Tash strode up, an odd expression on her face as she ruffled through the three files she was holding. One was labeled "Chrys", another "Mizuho", and the third was unlabeled.

Aster looked up from the floor from her novel as Tash came in, and greeted, "Ah, hello Tash-san!" She guessed Tash's purpose here wasn't to see her, judging from the titles of the files.

"You've got our rookie mission?" grinned Chrys with those little anime sparklies again, scrambling up to her feet. She looked as excited as could be. Mizuho, however, furrowed her brow a little and crossed her arms, saying nothing.

Adrian popped out from behind the shelf. "Rookie mission for these two?" he asked the Society de facto Leader.

Tash nodded, though her expression seemed a bit grave. She was silent for a moment, rummaging momentarily in the two named files before looking down at the two girls. She did her best to smile reassuringly, though something in it didn't seem quite right. Chrys seemed completely oblivious to it, but Mizuho caught it and narrowed her eyes suspiciously.

Adrian caught it as well and gave the seasoned Society de facto leader an odd look. She, on the other hand, seemed to ignore it. "Come with me, you two. Adrian, you as well, if you don't mind?" She nodded in the direction of the door she'd entered through, and then disappeared down an aisle towards it.

Chrys skipped off happily with a called out, "See ya later, Aster!" as an afterthought. Adrian looked down at the sprite beside him for a moment before following after Tash and Chrys with a, "Well, c'mon then." Mizuho stared after the three of them thoughtfully for a while, then shook her head as though to clear it and lifted up into the air, seemingly supported by nothing as she flitted off after Adrian with her sprite powers.

As the sprite flitted past him, the Librarian suddenly now had a feeling about why Tash's expression had been so odd.

-

Tash was sitting at her desk, hands folded in front of her as she glanced from her kitty Librarian love in the corner of the rooms to the two girls sitting across from her. "So, congrats on passing the test, Chrys, Mizuho. I'm sorry I couldn't congratulate you properly on that earlier—"

"What happened?" asked Adrian, suddenly curious.

"Well you see…" Tash began, but the sprite with the cackling grin across from her butted in.

"You see, my little Chrysie here is quite easily flustered. She didn't know there was a written test to join this Society, and I didn't feel any particular need to warn her about such a possibility. So when she was handed the test, the only description for her reaction was," the sprite couldn't help but snicker, "pure, unadulterated panic."

The hanyou (half-demon) girl couldn't help but turn a bright pink and lay her ears back, pouting, "Mizuho, can't you ever give people a nice impression of me…?"

"You don't do a good job of giving people a good impression of yourself."

"Mizuho!" The sprite cackled and jumped off the chair as the girl grasped for her, making sure her silver hair and long gown were far enough out of reach of Chrys's hands. Tash grinned a little, since these two reminded her of herself and her housemates.

"So Chrys panicked rather spectacularly as she took her test," continued Mizuho, crossing her arms and continuing to narrate. "Apparently she did pretty well, since she's seemingly passed." This set Chrys a bit more at ease, and she leaned back in her chair. "However, the moment she handed in her paper…"

"…she passed out in a heap and scared the hell out of the other applicants," finished Tash with the grin still playing on her face. "I have to admit, that was quite a spectacle, complete with screaming spectators." Chrys turned bright pink again.

Adrian was trying to picture the terrified applicants crowding around as Tash and Harriet tried to restore order. He shrugged, commenting, "Well, on the bright side, if an applicant flips out at just seeing someone faint, there's no way they can handle fighting the Sues. I'm not surprised they didn't make it through."

"Anyways, the second part of your test is in order," declared Tash, opening the third and unlabeled folder. "Have you heard of the… Axis Powers Hetalia fandom?"

Mizuho's head whipped around to her friend. The sprite herself knew the fandom, but that was not the problem here. "Oh god, not the desu," she groaned, her only words.

Chrys was sparkling. And not just a little "Oh, of course I know that fandom!" sparkle. It was full, cover the room, mushy-lovey-dovey-anime-scene sparkling. "D-D-D-Did you say Hetalia…?" she cried, her voice squeaking with happiness and her ears pricked so high they probably could have come off her head.

Adrian was staring rather amazedly at the sudden mass of sparkly death that had suddenly invaded the room. Tash wasn't entirely surprised; she saw her own fangirlism in there, though the actual spontaneous sparklies were… interesting, at best. "I'm guessing from your reaction, you know it?"

"Know it? I'm addicted to it!" The girl wriggled in her seat, looking pleased as pumpkin pie.

"It's one of the few series where Chrys actually does some yaoi shipping," chuckled Mizuho beside her with a little smirk. Chrys pretended not to hear through her sparkles, though some of them seemingly went zooming at the sprite, who ducked and dodged them.

"Well anyways," continued Tash with a smaller, more squinty-eyed smile from the brightness of the sparkles, "that's where you'll be heading. There seems to be a Mary Sue taking over. The equipment for both of you is here." She rested her hand on a small pile of Society gadgets at the corner of her desk and then pushed it towards the two girls.

Chrys squeaked ecstatically, and Mizuho smiled demurely as she looked over what had been given to them. "Well Chrys," commented the sprite, "unless you want to get your sorry arse in even more trouble when the situation's tight, I suggest you keep all your gadgets on YOUR person rather than in MY hammerspace dimension."

The half-demon looked indignant, the sparkles suddenly blinking out of existence. "Hey, you said you were sharing!"

"Yes, but seeing as you can't usually seem to navigate it without getting lost like a sheep without a shepherd, you probably should stop leaving stuff in there."

The girl sighed acknowledgingly, beginning to shove gadgets in her pleated skirt's exceptionally deep (and magically enlarged) pockets, save for the Communicator. She looked at Mizuho questioningly, a worried expression on her face. Mizuho just sweeped everything but the Communicator into one sleeve of her robe, where the gadgets just seemed to disappear into nothing. She too seemed very reluctant to clamp the Communicator around her wrist though, muttering something about "Creators" and "monitoring". Instead, after a look of understanding with Chrys, the two stared long and hard at the devices in their hands. After a couple moments, the Communicators began to go translucent and then simply disappeared.

Adrian narrowed his eyes. "You know, you're supposed to just wear those. What did you do with them?"

Mizuho smiled secretively. "We assure you, both Communicators are on our persons. You just can't see them." Chrys held out her wrist, where the Communicator faded partially in for a moment before disappearing again. Adrian raised an eyebrow but said nothing.

Shyly Chrys asked both of the Society Leaders, staring down at the floor as she lowered her wrist, "Is it too much to ask for an extra Copyright for each of us for this fandom, just in case?" She fiddled with her fingers and fidgeted a bit. "I mean, this fandom has a huge amount of characters and who knows what could happen."

Adrian pulled his two Copyrights from his trenchcoat pocket and held them out to the two girls with a grim smile. "Just one extra each then," he told them as they held out their hands to take the stickers. "Use them well."

Tash grinned. "Well then, good luck! We'll be watching you from here and judging your ability to adapt to the situation based on what you do."

Chrys and the sprite bowed simultaneously, heading out the door. The de Facto Leader looked over the Librarian in the corner, who had now stepped forwards and was rubbing his eyes with a disgruntled expression. "I see you didn't like the sparkles, huh?" chuckled Tash.

"How in the world does she do that? That can't be normal." His voice and expression became graver. "Is that why you called me in as well?"

"I think you could tell as well as I could. But judging from the essay responses of those two, Hati thinks that perhaps there's hope for them."

"This probably isn't a good idea."

"We'll see." She scratched his ears gently for a moment, earning a gentle purr from the Librarian. "Come, let's head to the computers and watch the show."

"You should take this a bit more seriously, you know…" But Adrian smiled as he opened the door for her and strode out after her.

-

Thetania Andromedia Trillieam Odette sat on her comfily cushioned, golden throne as she surveyed the world map. It was far, far outdated, as it still declared the names of the many countries in the world as countries. Now, however, they were all just state-like entities joined together under the one great country that was Thetania.

Thetania was a modest 5'6", with soft, near-waist-length blond hair with beautiful locks of blue interspersed in it. It always seemed to be fluttering beautifully despite the lack of wind, probably as a result of the pair of beautiful, ethereal, shimmering fairy wings of varying shades of pink, blue, and green on her back that seemingly few but England could see. Her skin was a golden tan from her time in the tropical sun, but her face's skin tone was as a porcelain goddess's visage. Despite the complete change of skin tone, it didn't take anything away from her appearance. The girl's face had been decorated with heavy layers of rouge and mystically blue eyeliner as well as a dark black lipstick. Even with all the peculiar makeup, her face still managed look light and delicate as a result of her sheer perfectness. She sighed, lazily scratching the pair of long red fox ears atop her head (which seemingly few but England could see either). She felt odd without her cowboy hat, or a hat in general, to top her outfit, but wearing one might clash with her kimono. Not that that would have detracted from her appearance one mite.

She wore a long white robe covered by a blood-red kimono with black cloth trimming and an ornate dragon circling across the material. It was all tied together by a beautiful, embroidered black obi around her waist that glittered in the light. The entire outfit had been one of many gifts of apology from dear, sweet Japan, who hadn't known that her country was so close to his and insisted he would have been there for all her hardships had he known what she'd been going through.

She fingered the two thick, translucent bangles on her right wrist, pushing back the sleeves of her robes to fiddle with them. They were one of the few remnants of her regular outfit still on her person, along with her bishie-wrangling magic whip/lasso (it had the ability to tie itself on its own and become a lasso) and scouter/cleared-eye monocle that both hung tucked into her obi, but she didn't mind; her regular clothes still sometimes reminded her of THAT girl. These clothes were a bit more… alienating from her. Thetania grinned wryly to herself at that thought.

The world had been in such turmoil before her arrival, with continual conflicts going on all over. It had seemed like the world had been on the brink of a third World War. But when she, a beautiful tropical island country floating in the East China Sea that all natural disasters seemed to just miss entirely, had appeared on the scene with crashing, sea-like eyes that could stop hearts, all the world powers and everyone else stared in awe at her stunning, awe-striking beauty and just stopped.

England, rather than try to declare Thetania a colony, had instead been inclined to try and ally with or, if possible, even marry himself to her. This temporarily caused conflicts with France, as he believed that Thetania should be his lover instead. They had been on the brink of war until Thetania had come into the battlefield, called a meeting between the three of them, and then kissed the both of them gently on the lips before asking them to simply stop and follow her.

They obliged.

America had grown to really love Thetania's food, which increased his metabolism while filling him quickly and efficiently. He ended up much thinner and fit because of her "training", which persuaded him to join her. Canada admired her ability to try and avoid conflicts (not to mention notice him), and he was able to become fast friends with Kumajirou, his polar bear, after Thetania taught them both each other's names. She also did her best to continually point him out to the others so that they wouldn't forget him.

China had been amazed by the food as well as the record keeping of the tiny island; they had records that far surpassed China's in age as well as detail. Japan had been swayed by her superior technology systems as well as magic that actually had scarily visible results, something that had also inspired admiration from England and various other countries. The can-do-all island country also helped Taiwan to stop worrying and Hong Kong to open up and voice his feelings a bit more. Korea even called her "Older Sister" with much adoration, and tried to proclaim that Thetania had been the real inventor of kimchi. She was, of course, humble and kind, adamantly replying that he really DID invent kimchi and insisting that he take the credit.

Veneziano had grown very attached to Thetania, simply because she was nice to him and a great chef who could make exceptional pasta of varying types. Romano, grudgingly and shyly, had been swayed as well by her charming smile and her admiration for the tomatoes he'd grown. She also praised Spain's tomatoes and his great optimism in times of hardship, and Spain in return praised her ability to get along with everyone and her exceptional growth. Austria had approved of her interest in music and her thriftiness. Hungary had also fallen for her excellent-ness as well after Thetania had convinced her of the love still bubbling deep within her and helped her to capture Austria's heart and remarry him.

Switzerland had been satisfied by Thetania's admiration of his ammunition (and quality dairy products) as well as his ability to stay neutral continually. Liechtenstein had warmed up to her after the little island country had helped her improve on her looks to impress Switzerland. She'd praised Turkey's ability to entertain as well as his delicious ashure, asking for the recipe and charming him with her polite admiration as she vowed to try and make some better than his (which, being what she was, she probably could if she wanted to). Her compliments to Greece's long history and great philosophy, as well as her adoration for the cats (who weren't so fond of her odd fox smell) held well in his mind.

The way Thetania automatically sensed Sweden was actually a nice person despite his appearance and acted with kindness towards Finland (as well as her receptiveness to the latter's salmiakki) instantly made her welcome with them. Sealand had grown very fond of her after she'd helped him to expand some when she suddenly and miraculously found a couple little islands near him and gave them as gifts. She used her influence to get him into world nation meetings as well.

Latvia was given boosts of confidence by Thetania's kind demeanor (and promises of protection). Estonia found her assistance in his IT work quite helpful and was very flattered when she asked that he help her reorganize her information network to be more efficient; even a nation like hers could use ideas from others to improve it even more. The girl was quite kind to Lithuania and, after he'd joined her, had allowed him to visit with America and Poland whenever he wished.

That, as well as her friendliness to Poland, got her in the cross-dressing country's good will. She swayed Belarus by giving her tips on how to woo Russia slowly and kindly (as well as to not disturb him completely), and helped Ukraine to be more careful (as well as to find more supportive chest wear to combat her chest pains). Her influence on Russia had been most astounding; she'd managed to heal his cracked mindset, taught him to be genuinely kinder, and he'd even begun to insinuate that the countries would be united under, not Mother Russia, but rather Mother Thetania.

She'd done much more while unifying all the various types of governments under her power, but the author of this fic had begun to laugh too hard at this Sue-ish section, so she stopped describing it (to Thetania's ire).
The only country that Thetania hadn't managed to sway at all through her charms was Germany, which greatly annoyed her. Her brow wrinkled as she thought poutily about how the stern country had somehow resisted all her kind advances. The only reason he listened to her right now was because of the immense peer pressure from Veneziano and various other countries.

She sighed, leaning back on her comfortable, cushiony chair as she observed the outdated map in front of her. Life was good for now, but considering she had her author's attention it meant that someone, most likely THAT annoying girl, would be coming after her. Well, she thought to herself with the smallest of smirks, might as well enjoy myself while I still can.

The girl pulled a long rope by her chair, and a calm looking Prussia came walking in. She smiled at him; he'd gladly accepted a position serving her as a disciplinarian for those who disrespected her authority now, since such a position gave him much power, but he wasn't fond of having to be so formal and polite. Thetania knew that he, and perhaps a couple others, would probably plan to try and overthrow her, but if she lasted in the fandom then she could just charm him into submission with the many tricks under her sleeve.

"Has Japan returned from his duties yet?" she asked him softly, her delicate voice wafting through the room like music.

"No m'lady, he's still on his way."

"Very well. Have some of the others bring in my guzheng please. I feel the urge to entertain myself with some improv music."

"Yes m'lady." Prussia left the room, and the Sue sighed, folded her arms on the desk, and rested her head atop her arms with a gentle smile still lingering on her face.

"They all work for me like ambassadors, but it's still so difficult to get them all at beck and call…"

-

"Oof!" A disgruntled Chrys was thrown into the air and landed arms and face first in the grasses, mosses, and dirt of a large bamboo forest. "Ugh…"

Mizuho flittered gently out of the hole that had appeared out of nowhere and grinned impishly at the half-demon below her, closing it after her with a wave of her hand. "You really need to learn to land feet first."

"I always do if you hold on to me!" retorted the irate Chrys, who had gotten to her feet and was brushing dirt off her front. "Augh, this is a brand new white T-shirt. Why did it have to get dirt-streaked already? We haven't even found the Sue…"

"That's what you get for wearing new clothes on a mission."

Chrys just sighed in agreement. "So where are we?"

"Well, judging from the bamboo ALL AROUND US, I'd suspect perhaps somewhere in East Asia, probably China.

"Ooh! Maybe we can find the character China aru!"

Mizuho shot her a glare, and Chrys laughed sheepishly. "S-Sorry, couldn't help it. His speech tic is cute."

"Anyways," mentioned the sprite, closing her eyes and furrowing her brow as though she was processing something, "Let's follow this path and see if we can find anyone to help us find the Sue." She opened her eyes and waved her sleeve at the small path they'd landed in that seemed to wind through the forest.

Chrys nodded, letting the sprite lead the way after commenting in almost a whisper, "You should probably be on the ground though, unless you want people to be terrified of you. And maybe change the hair color too." The girl closed her eyes for a moment, and her mutt ears suddenly disappeared and were replaced by what seemed like human ears. She couldn't help but scratch these human ears though; the change and slight loss of hearing always annoyed her.

Mizuho growled a little and touched the ground gingerly with her little shoes as she landed on tiptoe. "I'm not changing my hair color unless necessary. Besides, some of the characters have silver hair, so it's fine."

The half-demon shrugged. Then the two of them began to walk.

It seemed like quite a while before they finally found someone on the path. And as luck would have it, it was just who Chrys had hoped to see.

"CHINA!" Within seconds, the girl had tackleglomped the poor young man to the ground with a squee.

"Ch-Chrys, get a hold of yourself! You're under examination!" cried the sprite, looking horrified.

"O-Oh! Oh, you're right…" She sounded a bit dejected, but got off China and offered an embarrassed hand to help him up.

"What in the world was that for aru?" He took her hand suspiciously and let go immediately after she helped him up.

"I-I'm sorry, it was an instinctive reaction." She found herself staring at him in awe; he was slightly taller than her, and despite his probable irritation at her she still felt the urge to just hug him around the middle for seeming so cute.

China gave her an odd look as he brushed himself off with his hands and checked that nothing had fallen out of his bag. "If you say so aru." He began to turn away, and Chrys panicked.

"Ah! U-Um, wait!" He stopped and turned his face back to her, looking visibly exasperated. "C-Could I ask you a question?"

"You just did aru." Mizuho covered her face at this, sighing. This mission might take a while if things continued like this.

"I-I mean another one!" insisted Chrys, a little desu sparkle appearing beside her as she pleaded to him with her eyes.

He sighed, relenting. You couldn't resist puppy eyes like that. "Well, what is it aru?"

"H-Have you seen a really perfect girl around here? I-I mean…" She struggled to come up with the proper words. "Someone really pretty, with exceptional talent who probably just recently appeared and wowed everyone…?"

China thought for a moment, "Hmmm…" Then he smiled a bit dreamily, and the two girls knew they had an answer as they exchanged a horrified glance. "Yeah, I just remembered aru. There's a little island country to the east, though not as far as Japan, that just recently revealed herself to the world aru. Her name's Thetania, and she's just so amazing aru… Pretty much everyone has submitted to her authority and is now governed as a peaceful state under her control…" He continued on to begin describing all the good things about the island country, ending each and every single one of his sentences with "aru", though Chrys and Mizuho had stopped listening.

Mizuho looked almost sick. She lunged forward and grabbed his pant leg angrily, a Copyright sticker that she had just pulled out of her hammerspace in her free hand. "No!" Chrys grabbed the sprite's hand.

"Why? This is just disgusting!" China looked confused, staring blankly at the two of them.

Chrys gave Mizuho a stern look as thoughts travelled from one to the other, and the sprite's features relaxed in defeat as she realized what the girl meant. Vanishing the sticker back into the hammerspace and letting go of his pant leg, she sighed, and then looked up irately at the confused China and verbally conveying Chrys's logic. "Look, we need you to take us to her ASAP. We need to talk to her."

"Well, I guess I might be able to aru," China grinned, placing his hands on his hips. "I've heard getting in to meet her can be difficult, but I'm sure she'd welcome people who wanted to show their appreciation for her greatness aru."

Mizuho gagged.

Chrys smiled, humoring him sadly. Yet she was a little distracted as well; the name "Thetania" sounded familiar…

"Well, lead the way," grumbled Mizuho as she grabbed the pondering Chrys by the hand to catch her attention.

-

After they'd gotten out of the forest, China (the character) had called the boss of the China state and had had a small helicopter sent for the three of them. Chrys was smiling and enjoying the short ride, while Mizuho was tapping her finger impatiently on the armrest of the seat beside her partner in the back. China yelled from the front beside the pilot (who just happened to be Shinatty-chan), "We're almost at the castle, aru."

"Castle?"

The Asian nation pointed at the window, and the two of them leaned to see a huge castle of very Western-style design, with stone turrets and several stories, along with a huge, very Asian-styled, near labyrinth-like courtyard.

"Wow, this Sue's got it good…" grumbled Mizuho, inaudible to everyone else over the roar of the engine.
Mizuho, we're going to have to at least pretend to like the Sue, came the thought from Chrys in Mizuho's mind.

Yeah, well, I'll pretend, but I won't like it.

They landed on a helipad in the courtyard, and China helped both girls out of the helicopter. Shinatty-chan hopped out of the pilot's seat and then took of his costume head as he sat down on the stepping edge of the helicopter. Chrys and Mizuho shuddered as they saw the silly-looking old man inside the kitty suit. "I'll never get used to that," mumbled Chrys.

As they began walking through the courtyard, several guards came up to China to ask about the two guests he had behind him, and he simply stated that they were travelers who wanted to pay their respects to the great Thetania. This seemed reasonable enough to the guards, though privately the two girls wished it could have seemed more suspicious. It seemed almost too easy getting in, they thought as the huge doors of the castle slowly swung open.

There was a little desk in the corner of the main hall that was covered in papers and had two people sitting at it. One had fallen asleep on the pile of papers, while the other was angrily trying to wake him up.

"Oi, Italy! Wake up and focus! Don't you have a job to do?" came the disgruntled voice of Germany as he shook Veneziano beside him.

"Eh…?" The laid-back looking young man lifted his head sleepily. "Oh, Germany! Since when have you been here?"

"You idiot, you just fell asleep in the middle of the paperwork! I've been here this whole time!" Germany, as the three of them approached the desk, was sounding very irate.

"Beh…"

Chrys worriedly glanced down at the sprite beside her as they finally approached the desk. In truth, she wanted to fangirlishly glomp both the characters in front of her, but in person Germany was taller than her, stronger than her, and intimidated her quite a bit. Mizuho gave her the smallest of smiles, but it reassured the half-demon quite a bit.

"Welcome to the great Castle Andromedia, capital of Thetania and the home of our great Lady Thetania," grumbled Germany in quite the monotone voice that clearly showed an interest in getting away and buying some wurst. Something about the way he said it told the two Rookie Agents that he'd probably said this many times, and just as displeasedly. "How can we help you?"

"You know just what we need aru," replied China. "I have two guests here, as you can see aru. Since you work the front desk, you know that we need an extra escort if we have guests, just in case aru."

Germany sighed, leaning on the desk with one arm and rummaging in one of the drawers while Veneziano watched sleepily. "I'll be the escort then. Anything to get away from this hideously boring desk job."

"What about Veneziano?" Chrys piped up suddenly, immediately regretting her little outburst and blushing a little.

Germany gave her an odd look. "Well, this idiot will probably just fall asleep again for an impossibly long time if I just leave him here, so," he linked his arms under Veneziano's and pulled him startlingly to his feet, "you're coming with us," he growled.

Veneziano groaned and whimpered in protest, struggling around, but Germany refused to let go until the young man gave up and assented. "Well then, this way," the Italian told them rather dejectedly, motioning towards a huge set of double doors.

"Oh cheer up," sighed Germany rather dully as they walked through the doors and began to lead the two Rookies through the castle. "Who knows, she might spoil you like she usually does and cook you some pasta or something."

Germany took the lead, with Chrys, Mizuho, and China following and letting Veneziano take the end. Chrys did her best to walk as close behind Germany as she could without kicking him in the heels or tripping over his or her own feet. She began to whisper up to him, taking a chance but leaving a hand in her pocket to hold onto a Copyright in case it became necessary. "You can tell something's wrong with this Thetania, can't you?"
"What…?"

"Well? Doesn't she seem, I don't know, unnatural?"

"I have to admit, yes, she does."

"Well, you'll probably find out soon sort'f why. I hope you'll help when the time comes."

"What do you mean?" But Chrys had already fallen silent and so left Germany to wonder what was to happen.

They passed many different rooms, all ornately decorated, some with good taste and some with decidedly less. As they walked, Chrys thought she saw Austria at a piano and knew she heard a Chopin piece that she'd played before. Mizuho thought she saw France and England pass by with a girl with twin pigtails, probably Seychelles. Chrys nervously grasped for Mizuho's hand behind her, and when she found it a flat object passed between their hands discreetly; Mizuho could probably put the Copyright to more use than Chrys could. They eventually arrived at another set of double doors, the largest and most ornate they'd seen yet, in front of which stood a young man with short, silvery hair in a deep blue uniform. He was singing something to himself about being awesome, and a little chick peeped over his head, pun intended. The man smirked slightly at their approach.

"What business have you with the great Lady Thetania?"

"We are mere travelers who have heard of her great exploits," replied Mizuho loudly, curtseying deeply with her robe and signaling Chrys to do the same with her skirt. Inside the sprite's mind though, her only thought was, Oh how I want to wipe the smirk off this idiot's face, which earned her a mental reprimand from her half-demon partner beside her.

"I was planning to come back and give my report to m'lady when these two crossed paths with me and begged me to take them to see her aru," continued China. Though it was impossible for Prussia to see because of the distance and the covering of her bangs, Mizuho was twitching. Chrys had peeked over incredulously; it didn't seem right for China to speak like this and still have that cute speech tic…

"And you know the policy that… Lady Thetania has set up." Germany seemed to have difficulty calling her as such, almost as though the idea made him feel rather repulsed. "So Italy and I have come to escort them." Veneziano waved merrily from behind the line.

Prussia walked forward and studied at the two girls suspiciously, then addressed Germany with a dark look, though the little chick on his head made it seem, at least to Chrys, that his manner didn't seem quite as intimidating. "I'd advise you to watch the tone you use with our Lady's name, West. Who knows how she could take it." Then he walked to the wall and pulled a long lever to open the huge double doors. As they opened, the slightest tinkle of music wafted out.

Walking forward into the room, Prussia announced, "M'lady, China has arrived as you asked, along with a few other guests."

"Ah, thank you Prussia. Bring them in then," replied the soft, fluttery voice from within. As the doors opened wider, the desk at the end of the long hall became more visible.

Chrys trembled with expectation. Mizuho's face was blank as a wiped slate.

As they began walking in, the two girls in the middle of the line with Prussia and Germany in front as well as China and Veneziano in back, the music got louder. As they neared the set of couches and cozy-looking desk at the end of the hall, they began distinguishing the two people already inside.

One was the great Lady Thetania, who sat on one end of a loveseat in front of a Chinese guzheng that fell silent as the girl lifted her hands from the strings and leaned onto the man next to her affectionately. The second, the man who she leaned on, was Japan, who was very red with shy embarrassment but was not objecting in any way because of Thetania's Sue-ish power. The Sue smirked as the six of them approached and turned her face towards Japan, fluttering her long eyelashes and bringing a hand to his cheek. He couldn't help but stare down in awe, and she took the chance to lean up to hold him in a long, deep kiss.

Mizuho grimaced as her eyes focused on the girl's face. Even through the thick layer of makeup, it was much too close to Chrys's to be natural. "Uh-oh," was all she got out before Chrys blew up.

"TATO!" Chrys screamed in horror and anger, her voice cracking and making her sound rather banshee-like as she pointed an accusing finger at the blonde girl leaning upon Japan. Unintentionally, there was a small pop and the little white husky ears replaced the human ear disguise, and the girl ruined her angry exclamation by squeaking and flushing, one hand instinctively coming up as though to hide them.

"Ara, so you've finally come, Chrysie dear," cooed Thetania, not the least bit fazed though she laid her delicate furry fox ears back to soften the sound for them. "Well, I'm doing my job, you know. Exactly what my Creator made me for; to 'steal your men'."

Chrys's eyes were now wide, her face was flushed, and her teeth were gritted in withheld anger. Tato was one of the few people who could make Chrys fly into a rage, usually because of various reasons from their past encounters that Chrys hated to be reminded of. The girl was usually unfortunate enough to come upon the Sue just as she seduced one of the girl's favorite characters, fandom or original, in front of her very eyes. She knew the Sue delighted in this ability to infuriate her and the girl didn't want to give Tato this pleasure, but the half-demon couldn't help her own anger.

"Well, regardless of whether you're doing your job, on behalf of OUR Creator and the Anti-Cliché and Mary-Sue Elimination Society we're placing you under arrest," Mizuho replied dryly, stepping in front of Chrys to prevent the girl from running forward and doing anything stupid.

These words brought a rather negative reaction from Prussia, who whirled around and immediately blocked their path to the Sue. He grabbed Mizuho by the collar of her robe and hoisted her up to his eye level. "What's this nonsense?" he demanded with a snarl, crimson eyes sparking dangerously.

Mizuho's blank expression turned icily cold as her silver eyes narrowed. She made no movement with her body. "Let go," were her only words. Several seconds paused in a shaky stare-down with no change, then she glowed a faint mauve, and the glow spread down Prussia's arm. Suddenly he let go and was thrown several yards away to the side, narrowly missing Germany. Prussia's baby chick flew through the air as well, but landed harmlessly on top of Prussia's chest, peeping disgruntledly. Chrys looked shocked and reproving at the sprite, but was relieved to know that the chick (oh yeah, and Prussia too) was not hurt, only stunned and confused as to what had just happened. Though nothing was supporting her, the sprite continued to float, glow, and flutter in the air, earning gawks from all the countries save Thetania. China stared from the sprite beside him to the crumpled Prussia across the room; he had nearly reacted in a similar reaction to Prussia and was now slightly glad he hadn't. He looked back at the sprite beside him when he suddenly felt a tight grip and the slap of a flat object on the edge of his shoulder. A peculiar feeling washed over him, and he blanked out. Wait, what just happened aru? What's going on?

"Uh oh, seems like Mizu's getting iraaaate~" taunted Thetania in a sing-song voice, not noticing what had just happened and pulling gently away from a reluctant Japan. "So be it." She stood delicately, smoothing out her kimono and loosening the obi ever so slightly before standing up. Stepping around the guzheng, she cooed to the man behind her, "I'll be back in a bit, Japan darling." He flushed and stared down at his knees, sitting as straight as ever. Chrys's teeth were bared; her Japan fangirlism was making the scene in front of her all the more offensive, which was the Sue's intention.

"You're obviously not coming quietly, so I guess we'll have to do this the hard way," commented Mizuho softly, her voice almost bland with subtle control. She flitted towards her half-demon partner. "Or at least, Chrys will do most of it," she sighed suddenly. "Stupid Creators…" she muttered under her breath, and Chrys understood grimly that it was mostly up to her now.

"I don't want any of the other countries helping, is that clear? This is my fight." There was an odd echo of her voice in the hall; those words had become a proclamation that was now subconsciously known in the minds of all those under her control. Thetania reached delicately to her waist and pulled out the surprisingly unadorned whip at her waist. "Shall we?"

"Let's." Chrys, with bared teeth and a snarl, dashed towards the Sue with a tiny bit of assistance from a burst of her demon energy, her palms emanating a bright, angry red-violet as she outstretched one in a soft-palm thrust. The Sue smirked. She knew this was all just Chrys's tough-girl act; the girl was actually a very flawed fighter, especially when angered.

Thetania did a side step at the last second with a small flap of her wings to boost the movement, and Chrys made every effort not to run straight into the guzheng behind the Sue. She failed partially; though she hit the guzheng, she managed to slow herself enough to not topple the instrument. Several of the strings snapped and whipped Chrys painfully, and the girl cried out. Then Tato's whip found its way around her wrist and pulled her back, flinging her backwards onto the hard tiled floor. "Come Chrys, I know you can do better than this."

Mizuho's face looked carved in stone as she stood there, fists clenched. The heavy whips of the strings made her wince ever so slightly, though it was from the physical connection and not the whimper of pain. She suddenly shivered and looked behind her. Germany looked completely lost, and Veneziano was just completely flipping out and flailing his arms around, the epitome of panic. Germany heard quick footsteps; he turned to see Prussia rushing past him at the girl on the instrument. Without a second thought, Germany reached out and grabbed the brother country's uniform, pulling him close and wrestling him into a full-Nelson.

"What the hell are you doing?" the silver-haired country hissed, the chick on his head rolling and bouncing indignantly to keep on top and not fall off. "You're in the way!" Germany was silent in response; he didn't quite know what he was doing. "Wah, Germany, are you crazy?" Veneziano was at his side, half-reasoning and half-panicking even more. "You're holding one of Lady Thetania's Head Dissuh… um… Disci… uh…what's the word again?"

"Disciplinarians!" If Germany had a free hand, he would have facepalmed.

"Right, that!"

"I know who I'm holding, you idiot!"

"B-But-!"

"Let go of me, you bastard!" screamed Prussia, interrupting the fight and this argument that would probably get nowhere, as well as the author's attempt to keep the rating down. After a short pause of everyone just staring at each other, they all went back to wrestling and bickering.

Tato and Chrys had been locked in a face-off in which Chrys spent most of the time dodging, trying to find an opening, and then sometimes failing and being thrown away by the Sue-ish whip that had the ability to stretch and compress at the Sue's will. However, Prussia's scream brought them out of the fight for a moment to realize what was going on around them. Chrys, however, reacted instinctively and took the blessed opportunity handed right to her. The girl rushed at the Sue while she was off-guard and thrusted with a more lavender sort of glow in her hands; Tato was sent flying into the couch with a gasp, a purple stream fading from her midsection, where she'd been hit. Unfortunately for Chrys, Tato crashed straight into Japan as well, and the two and the couch hit the back wall with a resounding crunch. The half-demon squeaked in sudden regret, "Japan! Ohno ohno ohno ohno…!"

Japan pushed himself up, gasping as he leaned over the soft form pressed against him, "Are you alright, Lady Thetania?" (Chrys could have screamed.)

"No worries, dear Japan. I'm quite alright." Tato brushed off the rubble of the wall and the pieces of the couch as she sat up, seemingly unhindered. Chrys growled angrily; those two were too close for (her) comfort. She could feel her heart clenching as her beloved Japan smiled such an adorable tiny smile at the Sue beside him.

Tato seemingly just floated back to her feet with her magical wings, helping Japan up without blinking an eye. Chrys was already dashing towards her, so the Sue let her whip flail out to the girl's feet. However, Chrys was focused and managed to dodge it as it approached, swiping with blazing violet claws. Tato rolled to the side and brought her arm up sharply, which led the whip to lash Chrys on the back. The girl screamed and crashed on top of Japan, whose only thought was that, somehow, he had ended up on the floor AGAIN with a girl squishing him into rubble.

"I-I-I'm sorry!" sobbed Chrys as she pushed herself up off of Japan. Japan wasn't quite sure to say, so he simply helped her off of him gently and then got up with a slightly reddened face and averted eyes. Chrys looked like, if she disappeared into the floor and faded from existence for all eternity to escape from her embarrassment, she'd be okay with that. Tato, by this point, had backed away and was smirking ever so slightly as she fluttered just millimeters in the air with the help of her wings. She was feeling all the more confident, since it was more than likely from Chrys's show of power that the half-demon wouldn't be able to shape up enough to beat her in time to save herself. The Sue cracked her whip with a grin. "You disappoint me, dear Chrys. I thought you'd present more of a challenge, but I guess you've gotten too used to living all cuddly cozy and not fighting: being a good little Peacekeeper, right?"

Chrys growled at this comment, rubbing her back sorely. It was true that she had not been fighting and she'd been keeping in the Creators' good favor, but staying a good little Peacekeeper often entailed remaining passive as atrocities happened right in front of her. Because of this, Chrys often disobeyed the Creators and didn't like being mocked like this; she could never decide if she wanted to be a good Peacekeeper and please the Creators or disobey and follow her own heart in troubling situations.

Tato smiled, and opened her mouth to psychologically mess with Chrys more when suddenly there was a huge shattering sound and rain of glass from the sky. Both Sue and Chrys screamed; Chrys instinctively put up a thin barrier of magic to catch the glass, and the Sue made a couple hops to get several yards away to avoid it. There was a bold laugh as something large landed in the center of the room and caused a very out of tune twang. As everyone looked up, they saw a lone figure standing in the bright spotlight of the broken window as it shined down on him and the guzheng he had crushed in his landing. His lopsided grin sparkled, and he showed everyone a thumbs-up. "Sorry I'm late everyone! You know, the hero always has to show up fashionably late!"

"…America, you shattered my window." Thetania was smiling, but somehow her demeanor made the words seem much more angry.

"Sorry, I can pay for that later!" he laughed, putting his hands on his hips and drawing a gun that was unexpectedly holstered at his waist. He drew it out and up, holding it near his face in a comical, James Bond-ish manner. "After all, the hero has to make a dramatic entrance! I had Air Force One let me parachute onto the roof, and then I swung in here hardcore video game style~!" He looked exceptionally proud of himself, and there was a small sparkle by his eye.

Chrys wasn't sure what to do but stare at him in total awe. Then she felt a shiver and looked up at the window. Just peeking out over the glass was a pair of violet eyes, a large nose, and a beige-ish mop of hair, along with a tiny peek of a beige-ish brown scarf and a small smile. "Lady Thetania, da?" said Russia, peeking over the pointy glass. "I followed America's plane and somehow ended up here." He added ever so quietly to himself, "I was hoping to shoot him down and watch him burn…"

Thetania wasn't quite sure how to handle all the new entrances and especially the destruction of her beautifully hand-crafted instrument, but there was a now a slight eye-twitching tic going on. "…Just… just get out," she sighed, her ears laid back in irritation. Chrys, Japan, Germany, Prussia, Italy, and China were all staring in disbelief at what was going on, and no one moved save for Japan, who was edging awkwardly around Russia and towards the other countries and his allies. Prussia and Germany had frozen with their hands mashed against each other's faces (Prussia's looked decidedly more disgusted at Russia's appearance), and Veneziano looked completely lost. America, however, seemed to be enjoying what attention he got from his entrance and had not counted on being ordered out. "But I just got here!" he protested, crossing his arms and staring at the several inches shorter Sue who was floating at eye level with him. Russia was clambering over the glass, taking care not to cut himself on it. He hopped down, scarf streaming behind him, and landed with a loud thump as Thetania's glare began to become rather openly hostile as she took several menacing steps towards him and fluttered her wings rather quickly; she was obviously pissed.

"Get. OUT."

"But Lady Thetan—!"

"OUT." She pointed one finger up at him and one on the other hand towards the huge door on the far side of the room.

America's expression was like a kicked puppy dog; Chrys felt so bad for him and wanted to run up and hug him… so she did, coming out of nowhere, jumping through the air, kicking Tato in the solar plexus, and clinging onto America's shoulders to hold her back from flying through the air after the Sue. Russia looked almost pleased with this development, and America was just sort of in shock when he felt the girl clinging to him and pulling him forward as he watched the Sue go flying into a wall with a sickening crunch and an "Oof!"

Thetania coughed, clutching her middle and looking rather ragefilled as the rubble attempted once again to mar the beauty of her silky hair. She couldn't believe that Chrys had managed to attack her effectively AND keep fangirling over the characters of this fandom. She staggered to her feet, the rubble sliding harmlessly off; her breathing was ragged and shallow though, since all the air had been completely knocked out of her lungs. Her wings were momentarily limp and were just dead weight so long the Sue didn't have the oxygen and therefore energy to lift them both.

Chrys realized that this was a prime opportunity to take the Sue out. Reluctantly, she let go of America and went dashing at her. A Prohibitor clinked in Chrys's skirt pocket as she grabbed for it, planning to clamp it on the Sue. Tato realized that there was no way to get away with such a lack of oxygen; even as a Sue, if she couldn't breathe things could be problematic. She prepared for the worse, almost grimacing (which still never managed to detract from her eerie beauty), when something a huge sound that rumbled the floor startled Chrys, made her misstep and trip over her own feet, and sent her flying into the Sue to knock all the air out of her again.

The doors on the far end were opening as two figures skipped in to say hello. There was no one to flip the switch to close the doors again, so they remained open. As the figures approached, it became apparent that they were… hand in hand, and… was that tra-la-laing? Tato threw Chrys off roughly, gasping silently for air as she looked over to see who the hell may have just incurred her wrath. Her expression softened as her acute eyes picked up who was coming up, but she was still rather pissed that all these people were bursting into her fight.

As they sang their way down the hall holding hands and skipping, England and France's out-of-characterness sent sparkles flying every which way. Prussia and Germany had finally let go of each other and stop to watch these two come in; it was just so (sickeningly and disturbingly) awe-inspiring that these two enemies had come together and were now the best of buddies. Prussia actually backed away back towards the wall slightly in disturbed silence, his little chick chirruping.

Chrys pushed herself up shakily; there had been an ever so slight burst of electrical magic in the blow Tato had struck which had coursed through her muscles and paralyzed her for a moment, but she was recovering quickly. Taking advantage of the distraction, Chrys grabbed the whip that had fallen from the Sue's hand when the girl had tripped on her and snapped it at Tato, who yelped and staggered forward, her ears laid back in pain. The Sue growled, and Chrys grinned eerily; something about the whip was bringing a bit of Chrys's inner demon out again. "You and I, let's have some fun."

Tato hissed, her lip curling in a snarl. The two had a stare off, each bound by a wall on one side. "Give me back my whip," came the Sue's cold growl. Chrys laughed, then charged, whip whizzing through the air. Tato knew perfectly well how her own weapon worked and dodged it each time it came for her, though several times it sliced and ripped her beautiful outfit, causing Tato to get ever so slightly angrier. She tried to advance on Chrys with hands streaming beautiful, sparkly rainbow magic, but she was learning how hard it had been for Chrys to fight her earlier because of this whip/lasso. Though she managed to get in and nick Chrys several times, the girl always managed to maneuver the whip. In frustration and irritation, the Sue eventually managed to catch it with one hand, though she winced as it cut open the skin of her palm. She yanked Chrys towards her, but the half-demon pulled back and activated the whip with her magic to turn it into a lasso again; she had seen Tato work this weapon before. Tato hissed again as the lasso closed around her wrist.

Chrys fired several blasts of magenta magic from her free palm at the partially restrained Sue. Most of them missed, but a couple grazed her and one hit her square in the chest and sent her flying into the wall as the lasso extended. "This is ridiculous!" snarled the Sue as she landed on her feet instead of just splatting on the ground when she fell from the wall. Scrabbling for the fan at her obi, she whipped it open to reveal a sharpened and shiny hidden blade, which she cut the knot of the lasso with in a swift, violent motion. It's magic, after all, was Tato's reasoning. It'll grow back.

Chrys, however, hadn't expected Tato to damage her own precious weapon. Nor had she expected Tato to grab the end of the now lasso-less rope and yank it and Chrys towards her. The blade was outstretched, and Chrys's eyes widened as she saw it heading for her. She winced, closing her eyes instinctively. This can't be good!

England and France had long since gotten close to all this. They had been booing Chrys and cheering on Lady Thetania from the sidelines, literally doing cheer routines and chants for their great Lady Thetania. The other countries, especially America, were watching in horror (or in Russia's case, a small unfazed smile), and China had fled the room in confusion and terror, a small C sticker visible on his back from where Mizuho had patted him. ("What in the world is going on, aru?") If Chrys had had time to watch them, she might have been sick. Though the two fighters were mostly tuning them out, Chrys had already been rather distracted at several times by the way they, characters beloved to her, were verbally abusing her. Several moments before Tato had managed to get much closer and swipe at Chrys simply because the half-demon had been distracted by the names England had been calling her.

However, France seemed to have some ill-timing, as usual. After all, he seemed to live on taking advantage of others' strife. "Since I know our Lady Thetania will be victorious, I must show my enthusiasm with celebration, non? So I will give you all a magnifique gift!" And with that…

His clothes exploded.

As in, they just burst off of him, and now he was naked save for the beautiful roses that always seemed to conveniently censor his nether regions.

"THE HELL?" Thetania and Chrys screamed simultaneously; they couldn't help but notice the explosion, and the moment they looked they had been blinded. The half-demon staggered backwards, hands covering her eyes as she dropped the handle of the whip. Thetania had hid her eyes in the crook of her arm, cursing the stupidity and just plain bizarreness of some of the characters in this series.

"Hands up, everyone!" yelled a voice on the far side of the hall.

"DAMMIT, WHO IS IT THIS TIME?" screeched Thetania, now thoroughly irritated.

A very pissed looking Switzerland and Prussia were advancing with an army of armed men and women behind them. Thetania hissed, "I thought I told you guys I wanted no help. What are you-?"

Mizuho had appeared from behind Switzerland, smiling sneakily. She patted each of them on the shoulder, where it seemed a Copyright had been stuck on the both of them. The sprite had disappeared earlier from the room to find people to help her when she had seen Prussia sneaking out. She followed him to find him meeting with Switzerland to ask for help subduing all the other countries in the room where the fight was going on; by not giving open support, they weren't showing they were allied with Thetania and were therefore possibly committing treason. Mizuho had laughed and slapped them both with Copyrights before he could go on, and then after that it had just been too easy for Mizuho to convince these two. she had to say was that Thetania had taken over the world, she had allowed people to run around in an indecent lack of clothing, and that she thought Prussia was uncool. She didn't know if it was true or not, but France had definitely been all the proof the Swiss soldier had needed and Gilbo didn't take smack talk from anyone.

When she saw the overwhelming forces, Thetania knew that the odds were against her unless she wanted to draw more attention to herself. She dashed in the opposite direction, grabbed her whip, and screeched, "I'm outta here!" She pointed forward, creating a plothole to escape through. As she stepped through though, Chrys tackled her leg. The Sue yelled angrily, trying to kick the girl off. Chrys was pushed away, but as the leg and the rest of Tato disappeared into the plothole the light caught on the metal band that had been clamped around Tato's ankle, the Prohibitor, and Chrys knew that she'd done her job somehow. There was a resounding cry of horror from inside the hole as it faded away, and a curse. "No matter what you do, Chrys, you and your little partner will always and forever be one of US! A SUE!"

Those final words echoed in a rather cliché manner until the plothole was gone, which made Chrys wince. There was no way the people from the Society missed that. Mizuho sighed in relief from across the room nonetheless, but then there was a loud rumble and it faded almost immediately as something processed. "Tato… doesn't exist here anymore…"

Chrys staggered up, looking aghast and catching her meaning. "Meaning this island country doesn't exist anymore! It's going to crumble! EVERYONE, GET GOING NOW!"

-

"…Well, that was… interesting." Tash had her arms folded on the desk, watching the two girls in front of her closely. It had been about a half hour since the two girls had come back with the laughing scream from Tato recorded all throughout the system. There was no escaping that, especially now that they were sat down in front of the de-facto leader.

Chrys was staring down at her knees, looking really embarrassed and teary as she sniffled a little to herself. Her ears were laid back and she seemed to be wishing, from her body language, that she could just disappear. Mizuho, on the other hand, was staring right back at Tash with that blank, almost cold expression plastered on her face. She seemed completely unfazed by the chain of events; in truth, Mizuho had already known they'd have to explain themselves eventually, and it would just be a matter of time.

"So I was right." Tash murmured with a small, almost triumphant smile. She leaned in slightly, as though to lessen the distance and watch them more closely.

Chrys winced at this, shoulders trembling. Would they be kicked out? She had wanted to redeem herself so badly, but did this mean she'd be stuck at this point forever?

Tash sighed, leaning back again and looking through the unfinished paperwork on her desk which had many instances of red ink and the names of the two girls in front of them. "I'm glad you got that Prohibitor on your Sue; the damage in that fandom was pretty extensive, don't you think?" She flipped through a couple pages. "Granted, you nearly managed to sink everyone on the island into the ocean and drown them, which would have been rather a problem for the fandom with all the major countries gone. Not to mention there was a lot of luck involved there with most of the characters bursting in just in time to keep you safe."

Mizuho smiled. "I'm not so sure that was luck. I have my ways, ma'am." Something about the way she looked as she said that made Tash a little uneasy about what the sprite. Suffice to say, her methods had been somewhat effective, especially by way of distractions.

"That Tato definitely seemed familiar with you two though, didn't she?" Tash commented almost nonchalantly. "Perhaps you want to explain, especially her last comment. After all, if a Sue other than Willowe can get into the Society by way of the test still, we definitely need to—"

Chrys jolted up, her entire upper body trembling in a mixture of withheld tears and indignation. Her eyes were watery, but she still looked fiercely defensive. "I never wanted to be a Sue," she murmured, her voice dangerously quiet as though she was surpressing her voice almost entirely. "I never wanted to be a Sue, anti-Sue or not! Neither of us did. It wasn't our choice!" Mizuho watched her partner, her expression never changing. She tried to mentally tell the girl to calm down, but she was surprised to find a mental barrier of tears and distress.

Tash's expression softened in slight confusion, and she opened her mouth to reply, but Chrys cut her off, her voice steadily rising in hysteria. "It's not my fault! Our Creator made us as two halves of her whole; two personas of herself! She can't help her sometimes Sue-ish personality traits, and so neither can Mizuho and I! The three of us always were trying to work together to change this, but the label sticks no matter what we do! We can't help who we are, but it doesn't mean we want to be something considered so negative!"

The de-facto Society leader looked a little taken aback. She hadn't expected the girl to panic so suddenly like this. "Chrys, you don't have to—!" But Chrys continued on without even listening, her eyes clenched shut in an attempt to fight back the tears as she ranted down at the young woman she stood before

"We're good, we really are! Tato wasn't even created by the same Creator! We don't try and manipulate dimensions and fandoms to our own liking! We 'Peacekeepers' aren't even supposed to cause any sort of disturbance in the dimensions we watch over! We know there's no such thing as perfection; if there was, it would have already existed in at least ONE of the many dimensions we've been to. We've still too much power to be fair, but that's been cut down so much that we're barely even the same characters that first appeared in our Creator's mind! I…! W-We…!" The girl's voice was trembling on the brink of collapsing into unintelligible tears.

Mizuho reached out and grabbed the girl's wrist. The movement seemed violent and harsh, but Chrys could feel the reassuring warmth coming from it as she realized her unintentional mental barrier and tore it down to let Mizuho's calm consciousness overwhelm her own like a bearhug and calm her enough to sit and open her large, teary eyes to look at Tash apologetically. "I'm s-sorry…" she breathed, averting her eyes down to her lap again.

Tash sighed in some sort of relief. The girl seemed to have calmed down, but Tash could easily tell that that had been genuine feeling and not some passionate acting. It was all in the eyes. She smiled sympathetically at Chrys, trying to clear things up. "I was trying to say that we need to add more to the Test, but that I think you passed, even if it seems like you only passed the practical portion by a hair. That you passed the test means you made progress, doesn't it?"

The half-demon looked up hopefully.

"Don't… Please don't take it offensively that we need to keep watch over you though," Tash said, looking a bit troubled as she looked between the both of them. "You understand don't you?"

Chrys opened her mouth to speak, but Mizuho clamped a sleeve-covered hand on the girl's mouth and stated simply, "Yes, we understand. Safety's sake and all. But we'll prove we can be trusted, right Chrys?"

The girl just nodded, though it looked like she was trying to nibble at Mizuho's hand/sleeve to get it off her face.

Tash smiled weakly. "Now, what's this about, uh, 'Peacekeepers'? You emphasized that, like a name or something."

"It's a sort of job," murmured Mizuho after she lowered her arm but before Chrys could say anything. The sprite was making sure that Chrys didn't say anything too distinctive; it might affect things that they weren't supposed to. "We're supposed to try to keep conflict in dimensions from happening as much as possible, but not interfere in conflict that's already started. Peacekeepers, not Peacemakers." Something in the way she said that last phrase sounded terribly bitter.

Chrys added to this solemn bitterness when she murmured softly, "The Creators know it's impossible to keep peace with the nature of living beings, so our job is essentially futile. But it exists anyways, and we get punished for affecting and interrupting conflict..."

"We work under the Creators." Mizuho continued, refocusing. "Rather, we work under the people who create the characters and the worlds; writers and, I guess in some cases, self-inserts. So," Mizuho close her eyes and bowed her head slightly, "people like you are Gods. At least to people like us who actually realize you create the worlds that they live in."

Tash was quiet. "I… see," she said, although this was a bit of a lie. As far as she could tell, most of the characters she'd heard of that ever broke the fourth wall didn't have much respect for their creators. Then again, how could a character tell between a viewer and their Creator? She was beginning to get a headache thinking too hard about this now.

"It's complicated," replied Mizuho in understanding. "Please don't worry about it. It shouldn't interfere much with the Society, we hope."

"Alright, well, I'll trust you on that." She stood, gathering her papers all together. "Well, I've got to finish this paperwork, so you're free to go for now. And congrats on getting into the Society." There was a mutual all-around smile. The two girls stood as well (or rather, in Mizuho's case, floated) and bowed to Tash before they headed out the door. Adrian passed them, coming in. Shutting the door, he asked, "Well, how did that conversation go? I heard some interesting things from Chrys, though that Mizuho is pretty silent."

"Well, we'll see." She stepped around her desk and towards him, "They might be a promising subject for the Society technicians to study; after all, they're examples of full-grown Sues that turned away from that path, but they still have some of the traits of Sues. Perhaps we can get info to help us fight from their example?"

"So what, you're going to use them as guinea pigs? Didn't think you had it in you." His expression made it clear he was messing with her.

Tash elbowed him, shaking her head and trying to surpress her smile. "Har har, very funny. No, but they can give us some insight, perhaps."

"I still say this is a bit dangerous." The Librarian's expression became serious again.

Tash just grinned widely and scratched at his ears. "Come now, don't think you we can handle it? If anything, we have Aster to influence them, don't we?"

"Mmm…" Adrian fell silent, and then nodded towards her desk. "The paperwork's trying to multiply…"

"BOLLOCKS!"