Insert Animal-Based Martial Arts Here

The feathered lizard-like humanoid jumped back, avoiding a roundhouse kick. The blue armored figure continued with another kick and this time caught the creature in the head. Yelling loudly, he leapt up and slammed another kick into the dazed creature's head.

"Storm Punch!" Drake shouted, drawing his fist back and envisioning a smirking Sue in place of the monster. He charged at the raptor and slammed his crackling fist into its chest. The first hit knocked it backwards, the second one knocked into the air. "Storm Kick!" Drake leapt upwards, thrusting his foot forward, the same blue crackling energy surrounding his boot. The kick connected and the monster exploded in a massive orange fireball.

Drake dropped out of the cloud, landing on one knee. He gasped loudly partially from lack of breath, partially from his emotions. He stood up and his armor vanished in a flash of light, revealing his street clothes. He wore a pair of blue jeans and a black t-shirt bearing a blue dragon on the front. His blue and silver jacket had been left behind in the Library. The attack had been too sudden for him to grab it, but that was the last thing on his mind.

Adrian's door had dumped him out in the middle of a desert. He wished he had covered more of this fandom with forests and the like when creating it. Deserts provided some great scenery, especially cliffs and rock formations, but didn't offer much in the way of shade.

Fortunately, there were plenty of monsters running around to take out his frustration on. He wished they'd just said to hell with the Librarian's orders and stayed to help in the fight. The Library had been his home for months now and abandoning it to the Sues felt wrong. Especially when stuck here, where he was safe and someone else was out there risking his neck.

He glanced around, hoping to spot another monster, but cactuses were the only thing in sight.

-

X Hours Ago…
(Where X is equal to whatever number is plot convenient.)

Drake watched as Chi once again shot out of the trap door and slammed into the ceiling. She fell back into the hole, screaming and shouting curses at the agents.

"You'd think she'd have been knocked out by now," Tyler said as his gaze followed the Sue back upwards.

"I wish I had a video camera for this," Drake said as he pulled his cell phone/communicator out. He flipped the device open and hit a few buttons, several different colored arrows appearing on the screen as he did.

"What's that?" Tyler asked, glancing over at the screen.

"A LPS, Library Positioning System," Drake replied. "This place is so big I couldn't make a map of the whole thing, besides I think its layout changes occasionally. Therefore, I've got tracking beacons set in various rooms of interest. This way I can at least know what direction I need to head in."

"So where should we go?" Tyler asked.

"If all of the Sues have escaped, we're going to need firepower," Drake replied with a smirk.

"The armory!" Both exclaimed with identical expressions of mischief.

-

Cactuses make horrible shade, Drake thought as he lay under one of the plants. He'd walked around the area he'd originally arrived in; weary of going too far from where the door had first dumped him. So far, sand and cactuses were all he had found.

A shadow fell over him, blocking out the light. Drake groaned and sat up. A giant crab loomed over him. It snapped a claw closed and Drake found his gaze drawn to the large appendage.

Not pausing to ponder the weirdness of a giant desert crab, Drake stood up and summoned his armor. He addressed the crustacean. "Good, you brought my order of seafood."

-

"Slicing Gale!" Drake shouted, swinging his spear and sending three arcs of spinning wind magic down the hall.

"Random explosives!" Tyler exclaimed, tossing a handful of spherical bombs after Drake's attack.

The blasts struck Amanda Shoemaker "Shefreak" Orlando Disney SeaWorld and sent the purple clad, blue-skinned super heroine flying backwards. She crashed into the wall and slumped to the floor.

"All right! Let's grab some high explosives and take back our Library!" Drake exclaimed.

The duo dashed towards the armory door, but slid to a stop as it slammed open and a blonde haired Sue stepped out, belts of ammo wrapped around her ample chest and small weapons dangled off the belt wrapped around her freakishly thin waste. A smile spread across her face as she saw Drake who stood frozen at the sight of her.

"Well, if it isn't just the person I wanted to see," Abigail said, pulling a pair of light sabers from her belt and switching them on. The blue and purple laser blades hummed as Abigail assumed a fighting stance.

"How many times am I going to have to fight this bimbo?" Drake groaned, raising his spear.

"At least this time you have backup," Tyler said.

"So do I," Abigail replied.

The distinct sound of webbing being fired announced someone behind them. Tyler yelped as he was yanked backwards. He landed on his back, staring up at the ceiling at Emerald. She wore her red and gold spider-costume. The Sue released her grip on the ceiling and dropped down, feet first. Tyler rolled to the side, avoiding her. He lashed out with a foot and tripped her.

Drake and Abigail leapt at each other. Their weapons collided in midair with a loud hum from the sabers. Both hit the ground in a kneeling position, weapons held to the side. Drake spun around, pointing his spear at the Sue. He gasped as he saw that the lightsaber had sliced the spearhead clean off.

Abigail smirked and charged at him. Drake leapt around a dual overhead slash and slammed the pointless spear into Abigail's side. She barely reacted to the blow and spun around, swinging the deadly lightsabers. Drake ducked under the glowing blades and swung his weapon at her. She sliced off another few inches of shaft.

Growling, Drake tossed the shaft at her. She swung both sabers and sliced it in half. Her eyes widened in surprise before Drake's fist connected with her face.

Tyler swung his staff at Emerald, who nimbly dodged the weapon, bouncing off the floor, walls, and ceiling. She used a back handspring to get some distance and tapped her webshooters, sending globs of webbing at Tyler. He held his staff up and spun it, deflecting the impact webbing and sending a barrage of wind at Emerald. The small tornado unbalanced her for a few seconds, long enough for Tyler to close the distance and slammed his staff into her nose.

She stumbled back, holding her bleeding nose. Her hair somehow managed to remain perfectly in place despite Tyler's windstorm. She raised her head, teeth clenched in anger. Tyler was a few feet down the hall, crouched down with his hands over his ears. Emerald blinked in confusion before her spider-sense went off and she glanced down at the metal orb at her feet.

"Uh-oh…"

The explosion rocked the hall, nearly knocking Drake over. Abigail's perfection allowed her to handle the shockwave better and she managed to score a flesh wound across Drake's chest. The armored agent quickly backed out of saber range. Abigail calmly stepped after at the wall, Drake kicked off of it and sailed over the Sue's head. Abigail had enough experience by now not to turn around and simply ducked, letting his foot slam through the wall and get lodged there.

She raised a saber, ready to take advantage of Drake's mishap and finish him, but a ball of magic slammed into her and knocked her backwards. Drake quickly yanked his leg free.

"Thanks," he said as Tyler stepped forward to stand next to him. Drake raised his fists and Tyler morphed his bomb back into staff form.

A transparent figure wearing a blue jester outfit with yellow trim stepped out of the wall next to Abigail. Rapid footsteps sounded and a second later, Chi appeared at the end of the hall. She spotted them and charged forward as a severely singed Emerald pushed herself off the floor.

"I got an idea," Drake said, glancing back to find they were now in front of the armory. "Buy me two seconds to find what I need."

"What?" Tyler gulped.

"Trust me," Drake said, patting his shoulder and turning to disappear into the armory.

He quickly dashed along the aisles of weapons. Outside he could hear the sounds of battle.

"Ping Pong Power!" CRACK!

"Luke, I am your father!" VOOM! VOOM! BOOT!

"I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine!" CRASH! SPLAT!

"Will you hold still?"

"No!" SPLACH!

"Splach?" Drake frowned.

"My spider-sense is tingl-." BOOSH!

"Will someone just hit this idiot already?"

"Oh, muffins…" BLAM!

Tyler crashed through the doorway and into a shelf of guns and ammo knocking it over. The three Sues entered the room, Abigail pointing a laser pistol skyward, Emerald to her left in a kung-fu pose and Chi in a similar pose to the right.

"Suck gas, evildoers!" Drake exclaimed, raising a small purple handgun. He pulled the trigger and a canister shot from the barrel, clattering to a stop at the Sues' feet. A cloud of gas surrounded them and they all coughed for several seconds before dropping over.

"Took you long enough," Tyler gasped.

"Come on, let's grab some stuff," Drake said.

"What's that?" Tyler asked.

Drake glanced up to find a large green creature with a flower on its back standing in the doorway sniffing at Chi's hair.

-

The sun had set and the stars came out. Fortunately, Drake had the foresight to collect enough tumbleweeds and bushes to start a fire. He huddled close to the flames debating whether he hated the heat or cold more.

He turned the large piece of crabmeat impaled on his stick over so the fire would cook the other side. He leaned back against one of the beast's claws.

Now, that the anger had subsided, Drake felt a sense of longing for the Library and the table at the kitchen. It was fun to sit and listen to the chatter at the dinner table. Not many in the Society could be pronounced sane and thus you could count on at least one weird story per day.

What was taking so long? Surely, the Sues had been recaptured by now. Adrian must have had some sort of plan to deal with them; he just needed to get the Society agents out of the way. He was supposed to be a billion years old. Surely, he'd foreseen this crisis and planned for it. Any minute now, Tash or someone would appear and it'd be back to the Library and the usual routine.

A lock clicked to his left and he glanced over to find a door where seconds ago had been air. He tossed the crabmeat to the side and stood up, slowly approaching the door. Drake wrapped a hand around the doorknob and hesitated for a few seconds.

Finally, he twisted the knob and pushed the door open. Stepping through into a room that looked like it had been on the receiving end of several of Ben's nukes. Walls were charred black, had holes blasted through them, or were missing entirely. Books littered the floor, charred black or pages torn out.

Aster and Doug stood staring at the wreckage. A red-eyed Tash stepped over to another door. Tash's blank expression was his first clue that something was wrong. The Library could be cleaned up and repaired; it did not merit crying one's eyes out. He stepped over to Doug and whispered quietly.

"What happened?"

"Adrian's dead," Doug replied remarkably clam.

Drake stepped back, mouth open in shock. He'd always thought Adrian's blindly heroic nature would get him killed, but he'd never really expected it to happen.

Tash pulled open the door and Christoph tumbled out of it. He glanced around at the group and, like Drake, quickly realized something was wrong.

"Lady Tash? Doug, Lord Drake, Aster... what happened?" Cristoph asked, completely confused.

Drake offered no reply and instead stared at the wall. Doug stepped forward to explain the tragedy that had occurred.

-

Drake kicked debris to the side and leaned down to pick up his charred and torn jacket. He slung the jacket over his shoulder and glanced around the disaster area that his room had become. At least his safe seemed to have survived.

He stepped over to the container and entered the same ten-digit code he used for the electronic lock that had once been on his door. The lock released with a load click and Drake pulled the heavy door open.

Pieces of gold and silver, ancient artifacts from his home dimension, and small pieces of replaceable fandom technology lined its shelves. None of these wonders caught his eye, instead the Hershey bars, Oreos, jellybeans, and ice cream drew his attention.

He pulled a chocolate bar out and stared at it. He could remember every single trap of Adrian's that he had thwarted and suddenly felt guilty. Those thefts perpetrated for greed and simple fun now seemed cruel. He wondered how much Adrian hated finding his hordes raided. Had the Librarian hated him?

The piece of rubble at his foot shook and he blinked as it began dragging itself across the ground towards the wall. Other pieces of debris followed it and hovered up, fitting back into the space and changing from charred black to the bright blue paint Drake had applied himself. He glanced around to find the rest of the room repairing itself. The mattress clattered back together, the blankets arranging themselves neatly on top of it. Shriveled posters unfurled and pasted themselves back on the wall. The computer pulled itself together and flickered on, beeping proudly.

Drake threw his reattached door open and stepped out into the hall, watching as the wave of repairs swept through the Library. He followed it into the urban fantasy section and watched with fascination as the shelves pulled themselves up and the books flew back into their places.

A loud clatter sounded behind him and he spun around to watch as a shelf was lifted up and tossed to the side. For once, the world had ravaged Abigail's appearance. Blood dripped down her charcoal-covered face. Her hair stood up in all directions. She closed her eyes and sucked in deep breathe. Drake felt a surge of power as her hair untangled itself and laid itself flat against her back. The black smudges faded from her face and the tears in her tight clothes sewed shut. She opened her eyes and an expression of uttered hatred appeared as she spotted him.

"So you survived," Drake frowned, not caring now. He didn't feel like fighting.

Abigail regained her composure and tried to smile. "Yeah, but it looks like your beloved leader didn't. I felt his power disappear."

Drake sensed a shake in her voice. Whatever Adrian had unleashed to take out so many Sues, it had left Abigail rattled.

"Why don't you buzz off?" Drake growled. "I'm not in the mood for you."

She sneered and Drake realized his mistake. He shouldn't have given the Sue any indication of weakness no matter how much emotional trauma he was experiencing.

Instead of forcing a fight though, she stepped off the mound of rubble. The pile quickly reconstructed itself into a shelf. She raised an arm and a plothole opened between them.

"Come on, Mister Big Bad Society Agent. Are you going to let me get away so easily?" Abigail sneered and stepped through the portal.

I don't have to bother with you right now; Drake spun and marched away from the still open plothole. He halted abruptly as he remembered something one of the Counter Guardians had once said. He had called the Society a bunch of kids playing Cowboys and Indians. Drake had wanted to knock his teeth down his throat after he said, but now he realized that the annoying jerk had been right. About him anyway, he had only joined to chase down the Sues, but he didn't take the job seriously, it was like when he stole Adrian's chocolate. It was just a game to him.

The armored agent spun around, slinging his jacket on. The plothole shrank as he charged at it, leaping through a second before it closed. He hit the ground on the other side in a roll and came up in a battle crouch.

Abigail stood a few feet away, now dressed in a short, slinky black dress with her hair tied up. The surrounding hills didn't give much clue to what fandom he had entered.

"Now, you're going to pay for getting in my way so many times," she hissed.

"If I had a quarter for every time I heard that," Drake replied.

Drake expected her to summon some sort of armor as she usually did, but instead she just charged at him. He dashed at her and threw a punch. Her own fist slammed into his face. They stumbled away from each, Drake shaking his hand. The Sue's face was surprisingly hard!

Abigail leapt forward, swinging a right. Drake ducked and let her fly past, jamming an elbow into her back as he did. He turned to face her as she went into a roundhouse. Her shoe collided with Drake's jaw, loosening a few teeth. She grabbed his shoulder and pummeled his gut with her free arm, before slamming a fist into his jaw.

Drake spun with the blow and stumbled away. He spat out a mix of blood and spittle before glaring at Abigail.

"You miserable weakling!" she raved. "Why have I lost so much to you?"

"You haven't lost anything to me," Drake shot back. "Nothing you took ever belonged to you. All that admiration and love characters had for you? That was just you making them say what you wanted them to say, or act the way you wished, nothing you've ever had was real! You're a big empty ball of hot air."

"No, that's not true!" The Sue exclaimed. "I just encouraged everyone to act the way they really feel. That's all I did! I'm flawless!"

Drake stayed silent for a few seconds. "And that's why you suck. You're just a raving lunatic demanding attention. You claim you're perfect to justify subverting everyone else's will. Perfect? You're the worst kind of scum in the world, the kind that takes away freedom."

"Shut up!" She growled and charged at him. Drake waited until the last second and then stepped forward, slamming a punch into her gut. He spun around and grabbed her arm, flipping her over his back. He landed a few kicks to her side, before her leg shot up and her foot met his forehead.

"Darn it!" Drake swore rubbing the swelling bump on his head while his opponent rolled to her feet.

"Rinki Gaiso!" Abigail exclaimed, raising an arm in front of her face. A spectral black lioness with gold trimming appeared around her, before splitting apart and attaching to her body as black and gold armor. The lion head enveloped her head last, forming a helmet.

"Die!" she exclaimed, raising an arm and launching an orb of darkness at him. It struck the ground in front of him and exploded in a cloud of dust. She snorted smugly, until a figure appeared through the dust cloud.

Drake stepped out of the cloud, clad in his armor and with his solidified cape around him. The fabric turned black and he flung it to the side, charging at Abigail. She generated another orb and flung it.

"Storm Kick!" Blue lightning crackled around Drake's left foot as he leapt into the air and kicked the energy ball. The blast bounced off his foot and back at the Sue, but she just knocked it to the side where it exploded against a cliff.

She leapt backwards onto the top of the cliff. Drake leapt after her, jumping off two small ledges, since unlike the Sue he couldn't make it in one leap. He reached the top and an armored fist slammed into his face. He stumbled back and wind milled his arms to keep from falling. Abigail started forward to push him the rest of the way, but Drake twisted to the side and shoved her.

The Sue gasped as she fell head over heels. Drake spun around and leapt after her, summoning his spear. Abigail managed to twist around and landed on her feet, before spinning to face the falling Society agent.

"Ringi! Goyu Koha!" Abigail spread her arms wide as a golden aura pulsed around her. The spectral lioness charged out of her body, running on the air. It snatched Drake in its jaws and slammed him against the cliffside. The Rinbeast snarled and dragged him up the cliff edge, earth and rock scrapping over his armor.

"Storm Punch!" Drake exclaimed, slamming his fist down on the creature's head. The Rinbeast didn't seem to feel the attack and just went on grinding him against the rock. "Damn it!"

Finally, Abigail lowered her arms and the lioness faded, leaving Drake to tumble down the mountainside. He groaned and slowly pushed himself up. His cape had been reduced to a few scrapes of cloth and the back of his armor dented. He brushed some dust off his shoulder, wincing visibly. "I've taken more damage making mud pies."

Abigail growled and moved forward, becoming a black blur. Her fist impacted with Drake's chest and knocked him back against the cliff, leaving an indention this time. His attacker slowly approached, pounding one fist into her palm.

"Ringi! Goyu Shoda!" Abigail yelled, glowing brightly again. This time Rinlioness formed around her and moved in synch with her as she charged. She drew a fist back, swinging it forward in time with the lion's jaws moving to bite. Drake meanwhile stumbled out of the indent, seemingly exhausted. However, he tensed up, as the Rinjyuken user got closer and leapt over her at the last second. Her momentum carried her fist into the cliff and the earth rumbled ominously.

"Oh, no…"

Cracks spread across the entire rock face, Abigail's attack had been so powerful. The stone and earth fell forward. Drake dashed away while Abigail was too close to escape. He turned and stared at the settling mound of rubble.

An armored fist punched through the dirt pile and pulsed with gold Rinki. Earth and rock went scattering as Abigail blew it away with the sheer force of her power.

"Goddamn nightlight," Drake muttered as the glowing Sue approached him. Being buried in a landslide had done nothing to disfigure her armor, but Drake could see a slight limp in her walk. Of course, the Sue managed to make moving with the limp look graceful and elegant, somehow.

"Ringi…"

"Shut up!" Drake exclaimed slamming a fist into her visor. The black glass cracked and a small piece of it came away, revealing Abigail's left eye. A lightning fast blow from her right hand caught him in the head, denting the side of his helmet. She tried to follow up with a left, but Drake raised his arm and blocked. Abigail grabbed his arm and spun around, pinning it behind his back, she wrapped her other arm around his throat and squeezed. The agent grabbed her arm with his free hand and tried to pull it away, but she was too strong.

"Let's see you get out of this," Abigail cackled. Drake tried to make a reply, but a fresh application of pressure cut his jib short.

Drake raised his foot and brought it down on her toes. She howled in pain and slackened her grip on his throat; he twisted around, got a hold of her wrist and flipped her onto her back.

"Storm Kick!" Abigail raised her head, only for Drake's foot to collide with it. She went rolling across the ground a good distance, blue electricity crackling over her armor. The Sue managed to get to her knees before Drake was on her again. "Storm Kick!" The attack connected with her chest and sent her skidding across the ground into the rock pile.

"And one more!" Drake exclaimed, jumping forward, his foot still ablaze with light.

Abigail raised an arm and launched an orb at his chest, knocking him back. He crashed down and rolled across the ground. A gold aura flared to life around the Sue once more as she launched Rinlioness at Drake. With the lion only a few feet away, he did the only thing he could. The armored agent dropped onto his back and the lion charged over top of him, its four legs missing him.

Moving in a blur, Abigail leapt skyward and plummeted back towards the downed agent, fist drawn back and body glowing with power. Drake rolled backwards just in time to avoid the impact, which sent pieces of earth flying in every direction. A boot slammed into the Sue's face, shattering the rest of her visor.

"Slicing Gale!" Drake exclaimed spinning around and summoning his spear. He slashed the weapon across her chest, releasing the bursts of cutting wind at point blank range. The blast sent both combatants skidding back.

Abigail gasped and dropped to one knee, placing a hand over the large slash mark in her armor. "No! You're not putting me back in that cell! Never again!"

Drake sighed and started towards her. He halted as the Sue slowly pulled herself back to her feet; her eyes were wide with rage. "Ringi! Mugen Reppa!" She pushed her thumb into her chest and her aura changed from pulsing gold to a pitch-black glow.

"Mugen Reppa? Oh, no!" Drake dropped into a crouch, both of his feet crackling with blue magic. The wind in the area picked up and thunder rumbled in the small cloud that formed over Drake's head as his spear vanished.

"Ringi! Daikaiho!" He wasn't sure, but Drake could almost swear he heard the Sue cackling insanely over the sound of the wind. He charged towards her, praying he'd reach her before she launched the suicide attack.

"Double Storm Kick!" Drake yelled, leaping into the air and coming down on Abigail feet first, the cloud launching bolts of lightning down to strengthen the attack as Abigail leapt into the air and almost seemed to fly at Drake. They collided in midair and a massive fireball exploded outwards.

Drake hit the ground and bounced across it, his armor dissolving into motes of light as he did, until he came to rest, bruised and bloody against a small hill. Abigail crashed into the cliff and dropped towards the ground, her armor detaching in the fall. She landed facedown and remained motionless for a few moments before her body began to dissolve into motes of yellow light. In a few seconds, the Sue's body was gone.

Drake groaned and tried to pull himself up, only managing to raise his upper body a few inches before falling back down. "Yeah, I think I'll sleep here for the night…"

He wondered if the Society would notice he was missing before he died of blood loss.

-

The rider slowed his horse to a stop as he approached the campsite. He glanced over the crab carcass. He scanned the mangled cracked shell where the killing blow had connected. Not a bad hit, but he could do better. A piece of crab meat seemed to have been discarded without being touched and the foot prints ended abruptly as though the owner had suddenly grown wings and taken flight.

"Are you going to sit there overanalyzing everything or can I do my job?" An amused voice purred next to his ear.

"Sorry," he replied, extending an arm. "Go ahead."

The small gray and red creature scurried down his arm and leapt off his wrist onto the ground. It stood on its haunches, front legs held in front of its chest. Its large black eyes scanned the night, a large bushy tail pressed against its back. A pair of small horns extended from the back of its head. Two miniscule wings sprouted from its back.

The draguirrel padded over to the piece of crab, sniffed it, and took a bite of the cold meat.

"Hey! Now who's wasting time?" the rider asked.

The creature sighed and bounded over to the end of the footprints. "Work! Work! Work! That's all I'm good for!"

"Yeah, as soon as I don't need you, I'm going to boil you for stew!" the human exclaimed chuckling.

The draguirrel sniffed at the footprints before turning and bounding back to his companion, leaping onto his arm and perching there. "Yep, the big guy was right."

"Open a portal then."

The creature nodded and turned around. He inhaled deeply before spitting a line of sky blue flame forward. The flames twisted and whirled in the air before a plothole opened in the midst of them. The draguirrel gasped loudly and nearly fell off his partner's arm.

"Good work," the man said, gently patting its head. He hugged the exhausted creature to his chest and pulled back on the horse's reigns. The horse reared up, whinnying loudly.

It dropped back onto all four hooves and charged at the plothole. It crashed headfirst into a barrier around the portal and its riders were sent flying. They collided with the sand and rolled across it.

"You okay?" the man groaned as he pulled himself up.

The draguirrel pulled its head out of the sand and glared at him. "You and your stupid theatrics!"

He ignored his partner's annoyed chirping and approached the plothole. He moved his hand towards it, only for the barrier to push it away and a loud raspberry to sound. "Darn it, now what?"

"I've got his scent. If he moves to a realm where we can follow him, I'll know."

Drake had volunteered to help clean up Adrian's office. Valerie tried to persuade him to get more rest, especially with one arm in a sling, but Drake had been too insistent. He felt he could handle going into Adrian's office better than the more upset agents could. The rest of the group also seemed to have gotten their feelings under control quicker than the rest, but none of them spoke much.

They halted outside the office for a few moments, feeling awkward. Doug took the initiative and opened the door. They filed in and glanced around. Drake wondered why this room hadn't repaired itself like every other place in the Library.

He glanced over to find Cristoph staring at an empty bottle of Tabasco sauce. Drake glanced down at a bar of broken chocolate. Quickly tearing his gaze away from the floor, he headed over to help Doug stand up the filing cabinet.

Insert Ominous StarClan Prophesy Here

"Why is there a feminist logo on the wall of the reading room?" Drake asked, raising an eyebrow as he started at the wall that bore the aforementioned graffiti.

"Emily drew it there," Tyler replied.

"Emily? Who's Emily?" Drake frowned, trying to remember if the Society had recruited anyone by that name recently.

"She was Palm Tree Foxblade," Tyler said.

"Willowe's youngest sister?" Drake shook his head. "Why is she here?"

"Because she doesn't want to become a Sue and her sisters turned on her for it," Hati said entering the room. "So for now, she's staying in the Library."

Drake groaned. "Great, if there's one thing I hate worse than a Sue, its a little kid."

"What do you have against kids?" Tyler asked.

"They're loud, smelly, and hyperactive. They vandalize things," Drake pointed at the wall as proof for this point. "They're noisy-."

"You already said they were loud," Tyler interrupted.

"I'm not done yet," Drake snapped. "Where was I?"

"Noisy," Hati sighed.

"Right, noisy," Drake nodded. He took a deep breath before continuing.

-

Bluestar stared at the pool of water, a vision of a flame colored tomcat with a small yellow shecat lying next to him filled the pool. The female cat began twisting and turning in her sleep, no doubt dreaming of her supposedly tragic past.

The silver cat shook her head. She couldn't believe she had been fooled by the yellow cat's strange power. The cat then known by the kittypet name Abigail had wandered into ThunderClan territory and been caught by a patrol. Abigail claimed to have been sent to the forest by StarClan (which Bluestar now knew hadn't been the case) to speak with her.

Bluestar had been ThunderClan's leader at that time, but she had lost her faith in StarClan, the warrior ancestors that watched over the forest where the Clans lived. Abigail managed to talk the faith back into the disbelieving Bluestar.

She would have left then with her mission from StarClan complete, but for a surprise attack by ShadowClan, which she joined the Clan in fighting off. She fought better than most of the trained warriors in the Clan and Bluestar immediately asked her to join them.

Abigail refused, citing that her mysterious tragic past wouldn't let her join a Clan in good conscience, but every cat insisted and after she experienced a vision (supposedly from StarClan which Bluestar also knew had been a lie) she decided to stay.

Not long afterwards, Tigerstar led a pack of wild dogs into the ThunderClan camp. Abigail warned the clan, having received another vision and they evacuated the camp. Her deputy, Fireheart conceived a plan to kill the dogs. It worked, but Bluestar lost her life in process. With her dying breath, she changed her deputy from Fireheart to Abigail, because she felt Abigail would make the better leader.

When she joined StarClan, she was shocked to learn that everything Abigail said was a lie. When Abigail journeyed to the Moonstone to gain the nine lives that every leader received StarClan attempted to deny them to her, but Abigail did what no cat should have been able to and simply took the lives. She returned to her clan, sporting the leader name Morningstar.

-

"…they drool and they're noisy," Drake didn't sound like he was anywhere close to stopping his rant, in spite of repeating several things more than once, particularly that kids were noisy.

Hati and Tyler listened with bored expressions, glancing at the clock on the wall and wondering if Drake would ever stop.

"We've got a Sue in the Warriors fandom," Adrian said, entering the room. "Drake, isn't that on the list of fandoms you know well?"

"That depends," Drake said. "Is she in the first or second series or one of the manga?"

Adrian glanced down at the sheet of paper in his hands. "She's just defeated BloodClan and Scourge."

"In between the original series and the New Prophecy then," Drake nodded. "All right, I'm off."

-

Drake's plothole opened on the outskirts of ThunderClan territory. He tumbled out of the portal, somehow landing on all fours. A slight breeze ruffled his fur. Drake glanced down at the brown tabby fur covering him.

"I'm a cat this time," Drake noted. "No surprise there."

He glanced around and saw his Society gadgets lying on the ground. The portal gun was almost as big as his altered body. "Guess nobody considered designing Society gadgets for cats."

Drake padded over to his bracelet, which lied next to his portal gun. He managed to stick his head through the bracelet and it glowed and reformed into a blue collar around his neck. "At least, I won't have to leave this here, though now I look like a kittypet."

He turned and stared at the forest. He heaved a sigh and dashed forward. After running for a while, he slowed down and began to quietly stalk across the forest floor. He didn't want to run into a ThunderClan patrol because they would most certainly chase him out of their territory.

Catching sight of his reflection in a puddle, Drake stopped and studied his cat form for a moment. "Guess Adrian's not the only one who can pull off the kitty look."

A loud hiss was the only warning he got before something slammed into his side and knocked him over. He quickly scrambled back to his feet and faced his attacker. A yellow shecat stood, back arched and fur standing on end. She looked quite fierce in spite of her small size and even looking fierce there was still an attractive quality to her.

"This is clan territory," the Sue growled angrily. "No kittypets allowed!"

"I know that voice…" Drake frowned. "Is that you again, Abigail?"

"You know my name?" Abigail frowned, though kept up her hostile appearance.

"Guess you don't recognize me in my new fur coat," Drake laughed. "Agent Drake of the Anti-Cliché and Mary-Sue Elimination Society."

Abigail's eyes widened. "Oh, no. Not you again! Why can't you just leave me alone?"

"You know that will never happen," Drake said. "All this talk is getting old, so why don't we just move onto the fight scene? Wardrobe Change!"

Drake waited for his armor to materialize, but nothing happened save for the chirping of several crickets.

"Wardrobe Change!" Drake repeated twisting his head to the side in an attempt to make his armor work. "Mouse dung!"

Abigail growled impatiently and swung a paw forward. Her unsheathed claws raked the side of Drake's head. He yelped in pain and attempted to strike her in return, but Abigail ducked to the side and slashed his shoulder.

Drake swung around and clamped his jaws down on Abigail's tail. The shecat released a screech of pain and clawed at Drake until he let go and jumped back. Drake leapt forward and barreled into the smaller cat, knocking her off her paws. He leapt onto her back and clamped his jaws down on her throat. Abigail gasped as her intake of oxygen was cut off. She struggled, but Drake's larger size prevented her from escaping. Finally, she stopped struggling altogether and the life left her eyes.

The tomcat released his hold on her throat and jumped off her. He turned and sat, staring at Abigail's lifeless form. Several minutes passed, before Abigail coughed and jerked back to life. She climbed to her feet and glared at Drake.

"You're slipping, Abbey," Drake commented.

"I'm called Morningstar now!" Abigail snapped, gasping for breath.

"How many lives do you have?" Drake asked. "I'm betting that was the first one, so I just have eight more to go."

"Shut up!" Abigail snapped, leaping at him.

Drake ducked to the side and raked his claws across her side before jumping back. "Come on, put more effort into your insults. 'Shut up' is so overused."

Abigail spun around and with incredible speed, leapt at Drake, barreling into him and knocking him over. She prepared to bite down on his throat, but Drake got his back paws under her and kicked her off.

"You know, a couple of Sues have freely surrendered to the Society lately," Drake said as he and Abigail began circling each other. "Russell was talked into surrendering and Willowe's own sister decided she didn't want to become a Sue and joined the Society."

"What's your point?" Abigail asked.

"You could surrender," Drake shrugged, the action looked quite strange being preformed by a cat.

"Sorry, but my ambitions don't include being locked in some dreary basement with a bunch of failures," Abigail spat.

She charged at Drake, who dashed back at her. The two collided, standing on their back paws, batting and wrestling with their front paws. Drake again took advantage of his larger size and knocked her unto her back, attempting to pin her down and prepares choke another life out of her, but Abigail flipped him off of her. Drake kicked at her exposed stomach with his back claws, but something clamped down on the scruff of his neck and yanked him away.

Drake rolled onto his feet and faced three newcomers. Graystripe, a large gray tabby, stood in between him and Abigail, growling angrily. Fireheart, an orange tomcat, crouched down next to Abigail, making sure she was okay. Sandstorm leapt up to stand next to Graystripe, she shot a look over her shoulder at Fireheart and Abigail. Drake wondered what sort of changes Abigail had made to keep Fireheart and Sandstorm from pairing up like they were supposed to in the books.

"Guess I'll be going now," Drake said, taking several steps back. "See you later, Abbey."

He spun around and made a hasty retreat into the forest. Great, I got lucky and found Abigail by herself, but now that she knows I'm here, she's probably going to stick close to the Clan.

After he had run a fair distance, he stopped and sat down, licking at his wounds and gasping from the exertion of his escape and the fight before it. All the while, he was wracking his brain, trying to find a way to get at Abigail again.

Problem was that he couldn't cart a prohibitor all over the place in his jaws and he couldn't kill Abigail either since she more than likely had plenty of lives left. Dragging her through a plothole while she was recovering from being killed might work, but the portal gun would be even harder to carry than a prohibitor.

"Ah, darn it!" Drake slammed his head against a tree trunk and immediately regretted it. He groaned and rubbed a paw over his head. "Why do I do stupid things like that?"

He turned and headed back in the direction of where the plothole had originally dropped him. He felt slightly relieved to find his Society gadgets hadn't been touched. He padded over to the portal gun and began fiddling with its settings, which was very hard to do when one lacked opposable thumbs. He grabbed hold of the trigger with his front paws and braced his hind legs against the gun handle, pulling back on the trigger. A plothole opened and Drake dragged the gun through it.

The plothole opened up at Highstones, a range of mountains past WindClan territory. He padded up the side of a rocky cliff, glancing around. "I wish I had read the books more recently."

He soon spotted what he was looking for, a hole in the side of the mountain. Drake headed down the tunnel it led to, plunging into darkness that not even his cat eyes could see through. At times, he became aware of tunnels leading off in different directions, but he kept going straight and hoped he was heading in the right way.

After continuing on for longer than he felt comfortable with, he began feeling nervous, afraid he had made a wrong turn, but than he saw what he was looking for. He entered a small cavern in the center of which stood a tall shiny stone, the Moonstone; above it was an opening in the mountain that would allow moonlight to shine in on it. It was currently the middle of the afternoon though, so sunlight instead illuminated the stone.
The Society Agent cautiously approached the Moonstone, glanced around as though he expected someone to appear and chase him away from this sacred place and lay down in front of the stone, pressing his nose against it. He closed his eyes and found himself suddenly standing.

He glanced around, finding himself surrounded by a multitude of silvery cat spirits. A blue-gray shecat who could only be Bluestar stepped forward to face Drake.

"Who are you and why did you come here?" Bluestar demanded calmly.

"I'm looking for help," Drake replied. "Something that I call a Mary-Sue has put herself in charge of ThunderClan."

"You are referring to Morningstar," Bluestar said with a sigh.

"So you know she shouldn't be here?" Drake asked.

"We know that she is manipulating the hearts of every cat in the forest," one of the warrior spirits spoke up.

"Wait a minute, if you all know about this how did she get her nine lives?" Drake frowned.

"She took them by force," Bluestar replied.

"Look I think I can remove Morningstar from this place, but I need to get her away from ThunderClan," Drake said. "I need you to send a vision to Morningstar."

Bluestar frowned. "What kind of vision?"

"I need you to make her think that StarClan now approves of her and wants to bestow a great honor or something on her, just get her to leave the Clan so I can fight her one on one," Drake explained.

"Do you really think she'll fall for this?" Bluestar asked skeptically.

"Sues are egotistical. If you stroke her ego, she'll probably believe it," Drake said. "So will you do it?"

Bluestar turned and disappeared along with the rest of StarClan. Drake sat and waited, hearing low whispers coming from all around him. After a few minutes, Bluestar reappeared and nodded. "We will do it."

Drake crouched in the bushes, waiting for Abigail to emerge from the direction of ThunderClan territory and enter the clearing the Clans called Fourtrees after the four oaks that stood around it.

Abigail emerged from the bushes and entered the clearing. She padded towards the Great Rock. Drake waited until she was halfway there and then leapt from the undergrowth. He charged at her, she only had enough time to look shocked before Drake rammed shoulder first into her side.

"What are you doing here?" Abigail screeched as she rolled onto her feet and faced him.

Drake chuckled. "StarClan doesn't actually want to honor you. This whole thing was a trick to lure you away from ThunderClan."

"You lowdown scum!" Abigail hissed.

"Sorry, mouse-brain, but unlike you I'm not perfect," Drake smirked. "I cheat and lie and I enjoy every moment of it."

He leapt forward and swung a paw at her nose, claws unsheathed. Abigail ducked out of the way and spun around, kicking out at him with her hind legs. He gasped as her paw slammed into his throat. He was sent flying back, hacking. Abigail leapt at him before he could recover. She landed on his back and sank her claws in, raking her hind claws over his back. Drake screeched in pain and jumped up and down, trying to buck Abigail off. Her grip held though, so Drake rolled over, but Abigail leapt away before he could squash her.

Drake darted at her, slashing the side of her head with his claws. She batted back at him, but he ducked under her paw. He darted forward, pushing his head against her chest and flipping her unto her back. He slammed both of his front paws down on her throat; Abigail gasped for air and raked her hind claws over Drake's belly. The tabby gritted his teeth in pain, trying to ignore Abigail's claws and keep the pressure on her throat.

Abigail managed to push Drake's paws from her throat with her front legs and then flipped him backwards over top of her. Drake rolled across the ground and unto his feet. His belly was dripping blood from numerous scratches.

The Sue cackled. "What's wrong? Not used to four legs?"

Drake groaned. "Why don't you go do some Sueish stuff and give me a chance to practice?"

"Sorry, but you've already made me suffer so much," Abigail shook her head in self-pity. "Now I'm going to return the favor!"

She charged forward and leapt at him. Drake sidestepped her pounce, the wounds on his stomach stinging at the movement. He rammed into Abigail's side, knocking her off her paws. Drake slammed a paw down on her head, Abigail gasped as the blow knocked her head against the hard ground. She rolled away with the next blow and shakily climbed to her feet. Drake slashed her twice more in the head, before she struck back.

"I hate you!" Abigail shrieked as her paw slammed into Drake's head. She drew back for another strike. "What gives you the right to ruin my life?"

"Considering that you're messing with the lives of other people, I really don't think you have the right to complain," Drake shot back as he dodged Abigail's strike. He reared up on his hind legs and slammed his front paws down on Abigail, slamming her into the ground. She gave a groan, a quiet mutter, and than fell silent.

Drake prodded the Sue with a paw and sighed, his stomach flaring with pain. He padded over to the Great Rock and dragged his portal gun out from behind it. He pulled the trigger, the effort aggravating his wounds. He kicked the gun through the portal before dragging Abigail's unconscious body through.

"Are you okay?"

Drake frowned as he found himself almost face to face with Valerie. He stepped back from the empath. "I'm fine."

"We watched your fight on the monitor," Adrian said, stepping forward. "Abigail tore you up pretty good."

"It was just a few cuts," Drake shrugged. He frowned as the majority of the Society members stared at his midsection. He glanced down to find blood soaking through his shirt. "Actually, maybe I'd better go lay down…"

He took two steps before fainting from blood loss.

Drake came to in the medical wing of the Library. He felt a large wad of bandages around his belly and there was an IV dripping blood into his arm. "Wow, I finally ended up in the medical wing."

"Well, you won't be staying for too long," he glanced up to find Tyler leaning against the wall. "Just a couple of weeks at the most."

"It was totally worth it to finally put Abigail behind bars," Drake sighed. "Is the Warriors fandom back to normal?"

"As normal as a fandom focusing on a Clan of cats can be," Tyler replied. "By the way, you should probably know the whole Society watched your escapades on the monitor back here."

Drake frowned, not comprehending the significance of this. "So?"

"The girls are still talking about how cute your cat form was and Camile has several pictures for blackmail purposes," Tyler elaborated.

"Oh, no!" Drake groaned. He grabbed his pillow and placed it over his head.

"Drake?"

"Be quiet. I'm trying to smother myself so I won't have to live through the coming humiliation," Drake muttered through the pillow.

"Right," Tyler said skeptically. "I'll see you later than."

"Say something nice about me at the funeral," Drake called as Tyler left the room.

Insert Multicolored Superhero Team Here

"Is that all you have?" A figure clad in a white suit with black diamond-like patterns shook his head sadly. His helmet resembled a pterosaur's head and had a blood red visor. All in all, he was a very sinister-looking character.

"We're not done yet!" A man wearing a blue and white suit resembling the first's slowly stood up. His helmet was molded off a triceratops.

"We'll definitely never lose to the likes of you!" A yellow clad female with a pterosaur themed helmet exclaimed, pushing herself up to stand next to the first.

"Let's go!" A second male clad in red with a tyrannosaurus-styled helmet ordered. All three reached for the blue guns holstered on their belts. The trio took aim and fired a round of yellow light at the white figure.

"Fools!" the villain drew a small quill-like weapon from his holster and swinging the blade quickly, reflected all three shots back at their senders. They exploded on contact with the Abare suits and sent the three falling back to the ground.

"Why do you keep doing this?" Abared asked as he clutched his injured chest. "Why can't you use your powers to help people?"

"That's too boring," Abarekiller replied as he glanced to the side, placing his fingers against his helmet. "This is much more fun."

"You're making a mistake," Abarekiller glanced up as a tall blonde woman with a freakishly skinny figure and much too obvious curves leapt down from an overpass to land on the Tokyo street that was currently his and the Abaranger's battleground. The fall should have at least injured her, but this was fandom were gravity was more merciful than real life. "If you tried to help someone just once, I think you could learn to like it."

For a moment, the Sue's words seemed to have impacted Abarekiller alias Mikoto Nakadai, but then his normal coldness returned. "You don't know who you're talking to, girl."

Mikoto waved his dagger/quill in the air, drawing a swarm of yellow arrows which he sent flying at the beautiful woman, who elegantly twisted out of the way. The blade of the Wing Pentact extended as it went into sword mode and Mikoto charged at her.

Abigail Ryun Berstoil Von Schtick the 45th drew her own sword and blocked Mikoto's slash. Now that he was closer, Mikoto noticed the four scales on her cheeks. "You're a Ryujin? I should have guessed from that armor…"

"You don't have to do this," Abigail said as he effortlessly blocked the evil warrior's slashes. "You could do so much good. You could be the strongest Abaranger."

Abarekiller was surprised to find the Ryujin's words beginning to make sense. His swings became more lax as her monologue of goodness and heroics wore on and soon she had the cold and hardened criminal tearfully begging the Abarangers to forgive him for all he had done.

Ryouga, the red Abaranger, was more than happy to forgive the villain. Yukito (Abareblue) and Ranru (Abareyellow) only did so after some convincing from Abigail.

-

"You're kidding," Drake shook his head as he walked down one of the many halls of the Library Arcanium. "That crazy rookie actually went and dove headfirst into a blacklisted fandom by herself?"

"YEP!" Emotion Marcus replied.

Drake sighed and shook his head. While he had been off in the Spyro fandom, Sumire, the rookie in question, had run off into the Naruto fandom and came back with a few severe injuries. Marcus had told him that Tash and the others had been quite furious with her. Emotion Marcus had even given her a good whack on the head.

"Why did she do it?" Drake asked, wondering if there was some justification for the absurd action. He knew Michael had once broken into a blacklist fandom to rescue his girlfriend from a Stu. Tash and Hati had gone after Willowe in a blacklist. Those circumstances he could understand, desires to save a loved one, get revenge, or set something right.

Emotion Marcus only shrugged. "NO IDEA!"

Drake took that to mean that she had only wanted to visit some fandom she really liked. He shook his head again. "You'll never catch me going into any place on the blacklist, not without backup at least."

They stepped into the kitchen and Emotion Marcus went to get something to eat, while Drake headed over to the table, where Tash was currently into more of Adrian's sweets.

"You wanted to see me?"

Tash nodded and mumbled, before she swallowed her mouthful of chocolate. "Need you to go into the Super Sentai fandom."

"Really?" Drake frowned, getting a feeling of déjà vu. "Anyone I know?"

"Abigail Ryun Berstoil Von Schtick the 45th," Tash replied.

"Figured as much, she seems to be a tokusatsu fan," Drake said. "Too bad, that means she's going to have to deal with me."

"I hate to ask you after you just got back from the Spyro fandom, but you're the only agent who really knows that place," Tash said.

"Well, I'll just grab a quick bite to eat and be on my way," Drake said as he stood up and headed over to the fridge. "It's a good thing you girls only having a craving for sugar or the rest of us would starve to death."

Tash mumbled in protest through another mouthful of chocolate.

-

The Abarangers led Abigail and the reformed Abarekiller back to the Dino House curry restaurant.
Asuka, the fourth Abaranger and a Ryujin, was enthusiastic to find a second Ryujin on Another-Earth. Though a little confused by how she'd gotten here from the Dino Earth dimension.

Abigail settled down in a chair and began recounting her tragic past. She started with her kidnapping at the hands of the Evolien. Dezumzorya, the Evolien's leader and god, had planned to use her as a medium to gain a host body much like it would later do to Asuka's love, Mahoro. Abigail's potent supply of Dino Guts (A form of spiritual energy humans have in this world.) made it impossible for the dark entity to fulfill his plan with her. She was held prisoner and tortured for information, before finally escaping through a portal to Dino Earth.

The sound of a single pair of hands clapping filled the room as Abigail ended her story. The rooms occupants turned to find Drake seated at a table in the corner of the restaurant.

"Oh, bravo! I've never heard such a gut-wrenching story," his voice dripped with sarcasm.

"You!" Abigail seethed, her hands balling up into fists.

"You remember me. I'm flattered," Drake said as he stood up and walked into the center of the room.

"Who are you?" Mikoto asked.

"Agent Drake of the Anti-Cliché and Mary Sue Elimination Society," he replied, pulling his badge from his hoodie. "I'm here to arrest Abigail Ryun Berstoil Von Schtick the 45th."

"I'm not going anywhere. My friends will see to that!" she glanced over at the Abarangers.

"Oh, please," Drake scoffed. "You haven't even been here for a couple of hours, no way you've managed to gain-."

Mikoto leapt to his feet and slammed a foot into his stomach. Drake groaned and stumbled back, while Mikoto raised his arm. A white device shaped like a pterosaur head was strapped to his wrist.

"Bakuryu Change," Mikoto pressed a button on the device and a flurry of light surrounded him, transforming his clothing into the Zeroga Suit.

The other four thrust their arms out, revealing similar devices. "Bakuryu Change!"

"Aw, man," Drake groaned as the other four donned their suits. "Dragon Spirit Technique - Wardrobe Change!"

Blue flames covered him, forming his blue colored dragon-themed armor. He backed towards the restaurant's door. "Shall we take this outside?"

Abared, Abareblue, and Abareyellow drew their gun sidearm and converted it into sword mode. Abareblack, (Asuka) wearing a black suit with gold diamond patterns and a brachiosaur-themed helmet, drew his Dino Thruster, a weapon resembling a combination of sword and staff. Abarekiller drew his Wing Pentact.

Drake stopped once on the street and turned to face the five Abarangers. Abigail leaned out of the doorway to watch the fight.

The armored teen drew his handgun. "Don't any of you realize she's controlling you?"

"We won't let you take our comrade away!" Asuka exclaimed, raising the Dino Thruster.

"Fine," Drake shook his head and fired his weapon. Two bursts of blue light shot towards the team. Abarekiller stepped forward and swatted the two blasts to the side with his Wing Pentact.

The three core Abarangers leapt forward, brandishing their sword mode Abalasers. Drake converted his gun into sword mode and tried to defend himself from all three opponents. He blocked a slash from Ryouga, but Yukito slipped around and slashed his side. His armor prevented the attack from being serious, but he was dazed long enough for Ranru to leap forward and slash him across the shoulder, he stumbled back trying to put distance between himself and the three. That proved to be a mistake as Asuka twisted the hilt of the Dino Thruster, until a flame symbol lined up with an arrow on the hilt.

"Fire Inferno!" Asuka screamed as he stabbed the end of his sword into the ground and sent a blast of fire shooting across the macadam. The blast struck Drake and sent him tumbling through the air. He landed on his back with a grunt.

"Superior Dino Bomber!" the entire team exclaimed as a weapon formed from all five of their primary weapons. Yukito's triceratops head-shaped shield formed the base with two halves of Ryouga's tyrannosaurus staff attached to the top and bottom, the dinosaur head of the staff faced front naturally, stacked on top of that was Asuka's Dino Thruster, sword point first, and then Mikoto's Wing Pentact. Ranru's Ptera Daggers attached to either side of the Tricera Bunker. Ryouga stood at the back of the Dino Bomber, holding its handle, while the other four supported the weight of the large weapon on their shoulders.

"This is going to hurt," Drake groaned as he stood up.

"Superior…" Mikoto began.

"Killer…" Asuka continued.

"Dino Dynamite!" Ryouga exclaimed as he pulled the trigger on the massive cannon. A ball of yellow light shot from the mouth of the tyrannosaurus head.

"Sorry, guys. I'm taking a rain check," Drake pulled out a gold stopwatch and clicked a button on it, activating the Scene Transition. The entire street went dark just as the deadly ball of yellow light was about to reach Drake.

Drake groaned as he regained consciousness. He glanced around, finding himself in bizarre surroundings. Fog covered the floor and pillars that could have been either stone or plant life held up a ceiling that wasn't even visible.

"Okay, how'd I get here?" Drake asked as he pressed a palm to his unarmored forehead. He recalled how he had twisted out of the direct path of the Superior Dino Dynamite, but the explosion had still caught him, inflicted enough damage to deactivate his armor, and send him flying. He recalled seeing a rainbow colored portal opening as he sailed through the air, just before he lost consciousness.

"I brought you here," a high-pitched female voice said.

"Lijewel," Drake said as he turned to face the white-clad Ryujin that housed one-half of Dezumozorlya's soul. The dark god was currently dormant though. Lijewel was surprised that he recognized her. A knowing smirk appeared on Drake's face. "I guess you want my help with something?"

"I want you to get rid of that horrible Abigail woman for me! She's stealing my Mikoto!" Lijewel whined in a childish manner reflecting her true age.

"No problem," Drake chuckled. "Just let me rest long enough to recover my strength and see if I can come up with a plan."

Lijewel didn't look like she wanted to wait, but fortunately for Drake; she managed to find some patience.

Okay, Drake thought. Abigail's been here for no more than an hour and she's already got all five of the Abarangers under her control? She must be boosting her Sue powers somehow. So if I can find out how and destroy whatever is the cause, maybe I can get the Sentai on my side. But I can't get near her with all five of them guarding her. I need a distraction.

He glanced over at a green alien plant with several red berries ripening on its branches. He pushed himself up and strode over to the plant. He examined the berries for a moment, before plucking one that looked ripe. He reached for his necklace and pulled out the silver and blue tooth-shaped pendant, dangling it near the berry. Drake frowned in concentration and blue sparks of energy began bouncing from the pendant and into the red berry.

Several minutes passed, as energy poured into the berry and nothing seemed to happen. Lijewel finally lost her patience. She spun around and thrust her scepter forward, sending a surge of green energy flying at the berry in Drake's palm. The berry went flying out of his hand, crackling with blue and green energy. It hit the ground and began growing, forming into a reptilian monster. It was the same blue as Drake's armor and had silver stripes covering its body, spikes jutted from its back. A dragon-like head and hands ending in claws. It resembled the Killerghost Mikoto had once created.

"Whoa…" Drake said.

"Papa!" the monster exclaimed as it leapt forward and wrapped Drake in a bone-crushing hug.

"Gah! Need… air…"

"So you've got the plan straight?" Drake asked. He and his Dracoghost creation were back on the streets of Tokyo.

The monster nodded enthusiastically. "Sure thing, Papa. I provide the distraction and you get that Mary Sue thingy."

"Don't call me papa," Drake said.

"Okay, Papa."

"Oh, just hurry up and grow," Drake sighed, shoving the monster away.

The Dracoghost did indeed begin growing. Drake quickly retreated as the creature swelled in size, until finally it was a big as the skyscrapers. It released an earthshaking roar.

"Now, if that's not a distraction, I don't know what is," Drake commented.

A giant mechanical black brachiosaurus rose out of Tokyo Bay. The massive Bakuryu, an evolved Dinosaur from Dino Earth, began making his way towards Dracoghost's location.

Ryouga, Yukito, Ranru, and Asuka meanwhile left the Din House, changing into their ranger forms. Abigail had managed to convince the usually bloodthirsty Mikoto to remain behind with her.

Brachio stopped and panels on his front, side, and back opened. A large red tyrannosaurus emerged from his side, roaring as he charged forward. A small blue triceratops emerged from his back and climbed down his tail. From his front, the smallest of the Bakuryus emerged, a yellow pterosaur. Ryouga, Yukito, and Ranru each leapt towards the head of their similarly colored partner. A portal opened at the Bakuryus' foreheads and the heroes disappeared into them.

"Bakuryu Gattai!"

Tyranno's upper body rotated around, until his tail had formed a left arm and his head moved into the center of his chest. A robot head emerged above his dinosaur one. The blue triceratops leapt up and attached to the robot's side, forming the right arm. Ptera's wings and head tucked themselves in around Tyranno's head and the rest of her formed a helmet for the robot's head. Lastly, the Abaranger's cockpit formed within the robot.

"Complete! Abarenoh!"

Asuka meanwhile pulled out the Styriser he had borrowed from Ryouga. The red and gold shield was shaped like a Styracosaurus head. A red Bakuryu resembling a dinosaur of that species appeared seemingly out of nowhere, pulling a chariot of sorts behind it.

"Bakuryu Gattai!" Asuka exclaimed as he leapt towards the chariot and disappeared into the top of it. He reappeared in Styraco's cockpit and attached the Styriser to the ancient stone platform in front of him. Styraco disconnected from the DinoCarry, reconfiguring itself into a humanoid upper body with its dinosaur head on its chest and its tail forming its head. The wheels of the DinoCarry detached and attached to Styraco's sides, arms extending from them. The upper body then attached to the chariot which split into its legs.

"Complete! MaxOhja!"

The two Bakuryu combinations started towards the monster, Abarenoh brandishing his tail-like left arm and the triceratops horns on his right. MaxOhja equipped itself with a pair of golden axes. Abarenoh reached the monster first and thrust his left arm at it, the tail rotating like a drill. Dracoghost swatted the drill away with its claws, but MaxOhja quickly stepped in and hacked at the creature's tough hide with its axes.

Drake turned away from the battle and started towards the Dino House, but he barely took two steps before a white blur appeared seemingly from out of nowhere. The blur passed Drake several times, a blow accompanying each pass. Fortunately, the blur couldn't keep up that kind of speed for long and it stopped to reveal Abarekiller.

"Figures she'd keep you around to protect her," Drake gasped. His pendant glowed brightly and flames covered him, receding to reveal his blue armor.

Mikoto drew his Wing Pentact as Drake brought up his handgun. Since Abarekiller would only bounce his shots back at him, Drake converted the gun into sword mode and charged forward. He slashed for Mikoto's shoulder, but the mad doctor raised his arm and the sword slammed into the white brace on his arm without effect. Abarekiller pointed the tip of his quill-like weapon at Drake's midsection and a beam of yellow light poured from the tip, drilling into the blue armor and sending its wearer stumbling back. He dropped the assault and leapt into air, Wing Pentact raised over his head. He swung the weapon down as he dropped towards Drake, who raised his sword to block.

"I would have thought you could resist her longer than you did," Drake said as he struggled to keep Mikoto from pushing his own sword down on him. "Thought you didn't like being anyone's pawn."

"Idiot! That Sue's somehow increased her powers," Mikoto growled. He pulled his sword back and slammed a kick into Drake's ribs. "There's enough fourth wall breaking in this show for me to know about her kind, though I'm the only one smart enough to realize it."

He waved the Pentact through the air, forming a cloud of arrows. He pointed his sword forward and the arrows went flying at Drake.

"Dragon Spirit Technique - Iron Wing," Drake grabbed his cape and pulled it in front of him. The fabric took on a silvery color and the arrows bounced off of it.

"Not bad," Mikoto noted. "Still that won't save you from me."

"If you can resist Abigail's control long enough…" Drake pulled out a black sticker with a large "C" on it. "I can stick this Copyright on you and undo her control entirely."

"It won't be that simple," Mikoto warned before he lunged forward. Drake brought up his sword and blocked. He thrust the hand with the sticker in it forwards, but Mikoto twisted to the side and made another swing with his sword. Drake ducked under it and managed to tag Mikoto's side with the sticker. Abarekiller swung his sword down and stopped a few inches short of Drake's neck. The teen glanced up at him, trying not to let his fear show now that Mikoto was back to his usual evil self. The doctor raised his sword and rested it against his shoulder. "Now then, shall we pursue Abigail?"

An angry shriek sounded and the two looked up to see Abigail emerging from an alleyway with a look of rage on her face. She glared right at Drake, who hastily stood up. "You ruined my plans again! All I want to do is find some powerful hero to settle down with and rule a fandom, is that too much to ask for?"

"I will not dignify that question with an answer," Drake replied. "Now how were you controlling the Abarangers so thoroughly?"

Abigail pulled a light blue crystal necklace out of her pocket. She surprised both self-insert and canon character alike when she tossed the necklace to the ground and angrily crushed it under her foot.

"Now, that I can't get Mikoto, there's nothing in this fandom I want. I only controlled those other four losers because I wanted plenty of protection for when you nosey Society bugs showed up," she continued glaring at Drake.

The ground began shaking, nearly knocking Drake and Mikoto off their feet. Abigail seemed unaffected by the sudden seismic activity. A large gray object burst out of the ground behind Abigail. The robot appeared to be feminine and covered in muscle-like skin that made it look organic. A bow was attached to its back. It turned the single blue eye on its head to stare at Abigail.

"What is that?" Drake growled.

"Just a little something I got along with my back story in this world," Abigail smirked as she vanished in a flash of light.

Abigail's giant robot turned to face Abarenoh, MaxOhja, and Dracoghost who had stopped to stare at this new development. The robot threw up its arms and several tentacles shot from the arms. Abarenoh and MaxOhja lumbered out of the way, but they weren't the target. Instead they struck Drake's creation and sank into its skin. The wounds Dracoghost had gotten in the fight with the two robots healed and its blue coloration faded to grey. Its eyes also began glowing red.

A white and black pterosaur dropped out of the sky, screeching. Abarekiller leapt towards the giant Bakuryu, disappearing into its head similar to how the Abarangers had boarded Abarenoh.

"Bakuryu Dai Gattai," Mikoto commanded as Topgaler swooped down and attached to Abarenoh's back, giving the robot wings.

"Complete! Killer Abarenoh!" Ryouga, Yukito, and Ranru exclaimed.

"Bakuryu Cho Gattai!" Asuka exclaimed as a one by one four more Bakuryus emerged from Brachio's back. The Dimetrodon and Parasaurolophus that emerged attached to the interior of MaxOhja's legs, while an orange Ankylosaurus and purple Pachycephalosaurus replaced the wheels as the combination's arms. The wheels attached to the Ankylosaurus' tail and the Pachycephalosaurus' head to form gloves. The two axes attached to the glove on the left arm to form a staff of sorts. Finally, a gold and silver helmet covered MaxOhja's head.

"Complete! MaxRyuOh!"

"All this combining is making my head hurt," Drake commented as he glanced over at Abigail's mech. He shook his head and then charged at the robot's nearest leg.

"Dragon Spirit Technique- Tornado Slash!" A small tornado of wind surrounded the blade of his sword as he slashed his way into the machine's foot.

"Let's go!" Ryouga exclaimed as Abarenoh charged at the mutated Dracoghost. They started with a punch from the triceratops arm, which connected with the creature's chest. It stumbled back and roared, spitting a burst of electricity from its maw. The blast struck Abarenoh in the shoulder.

MaxRyuOh swung its staff at the gray biomechanical construct, but the Sue's creation just blocked and grabbed the bow from its back. It rapidly slashed the sharp weapon across MaxRyuOh's body. Asuka barely managed to keep his footing within the cockpit. A blue energy arrow appeared on the bow and Abigail sent it flying at Abarenoh's exposed back. The projectile exploded on contact and allowed Dracoghost to ram its head into the Gattai's chest.

Abigail frowned from within her mecha's cockpit. She felt depressed to be forced to destroy a prospective true love. A smile crept back onto her face as she remembered there were plenty of other fandoms to explore and corrupt.

An explosion interrupted her thoughts as Drake blasted his way into the room. He stepped through a small cloud of smoke, twirling his gun.

"How'd you get in here?" Abigail asked, dumbstruck.

"Cut through the foot," Drake replied.

"Then how'd you get up to the cockpit so quickly?"

"Took the elevator," he shrugged. "Ready to give up?"

Abigail glanced between him and the control console. She growled in frustration and spun around to face Drake fully. A suit of black armor formed around her.

"Not the Cursed Armor," Drake sighed.

Abigail drew a thin green sword from out of the armor's thigh and rushed at him. Drake raised his gun and fired several bursts of energy into the armor's chest, before converting his weapon to sword mode and jumping forward to slash at the winded Mary Sue. Abigail caught his sword's blade in her armored hand however and slashed her own over his shoulder, leaving a long nasty slash mark in the armor.

Without Abigail's mecha interfering for the moment, both Killer Abarenoh and MaxRyuOh focused their attacks on the Dracoghost. Abarenoh forced it back with blows from its dinosaur shaped arms, before stepping to the side. MaxRyuOh began spinning its staff, releasing a tornado of yellow energy from it, while its other hand fired a barrage of energy blasts. Dracoghost roared in pain as the blast struck it, causing the monster to explode. Killer Abarenoh turned to face Abigail's inactive mecha.

"Great Drill Spin!" All four Abarangers currently piloting Killer Abarenoh exclaimed as the robot took flight, raising its spinning drill arm before diving down at the other robot, arm thrust forward.

Abigail happened to glance towards the cockpit's screen on a whim at that moment and saw the finisher coming. She leapt away from Drake and opened a portal behind her.

"Oh, no, you don't!" Drake exclaimed as he tackled Abigail, sending both of them tumbling through the portal.

Abarenoh's drill struck the robot a moment later, piercing straight through the cockpit. The robot's body crackled with electricity for a moment, before like Dracoghost, it exploded.

The portal opened in a deserted warehouse and the two combatants came tumbling down on a neat stack of crates. Drake and Abigail had to kick their way free of the cardboard before they turned to face each other, swords raised.

"You can't beat me as long as I have this armor," Abigail boasted. "If you beat me, it'll pass to you and since you're not a Stu it will possess you."

"Dragon Spirit Technique-- Tongue of Flames!" Drake swung his sword forward, a torrent of white fire shooting from the blade at Abigail. She cried out as the fire covered her. Drake charged forward and slashed at her before she could recover from the attack. She went stumbling back and Drake leapt into the air. He thrust his lightning-covered foot down at her as he fell. "Dragon Spirit Technique- Storm Kick!"

Abigail pulled a shield out of nowhere and held it up. Drake's foot slammed into it with an explosion of blue energy. The shield held and Drake was sent flying back by the force of his own attack. He rolled across the cement floor. He managed to stand back up, even though his leg now felt like jell-o. Sparkling green energy sheathed Abigail's sword as she swung it down, sending a ball of electricity shooting at Drake, who was too weak to do anything, but take the hit directly in the chest.

She chuckled as Drake hit the cement a second time. "That Storm Kick attack sure takes a lot out of you, huh? Bet you're completely helpless right about now."

Drake pushed himself into a sitting position. He reached up and pulled his helmet off of his head, setting it down next to him. His chest armor was severely charred. A maniacal smirk appeared on Drake's face as he pushed himself up, holstering his weapon. "I'm never completely helpless. Remember that."

With that said, he charged at her, screaming a battle cry. Abigail was too shocked to react at first, but then she too charged. Her sword raised to finish him off. To Abigail's shock and horror, Drake jumped into the air again, thrusting out both feet.

"Dragon Spirit Ultimate Technique - Double Storm Kick!" Abigail barely had enough time to raise her shield into the path of his thunder charged feet. The attack slammed into the shield and shattered it, surges of electricity traveling from it and into the Cursed Armor. Abigail cried out in pain as she went flying back into a wall, leaving a deep crater in it.

Drake's armor dissolved completely as he hit the ground. His legs were too wobbly to support him and he collapsed to his knees.

"You-" Abigail gasped as she peeled herself out of the crater. She stumbled towards the kneeling Drake, her sword held loosely. She raised her weapon arm as she got almost within striking distance. She gasped and shuddered, before she lost her grip on the sword and it clattered to the floor.

Drake tried to brace himself for what he knew was coming, but he was too exhausted. The Cursed Armor slowly dissolved off Abigail's body, forming a cloud of floating metal particles that rushed at Drake. The pendant that hung around the teen's neck began to glow before the Cursed Armor formed and cut off the necklace from sight.

Under the armor's influence, Drake climbed to his feet. The suit's dark energy refreshing him as he raised the armor's thin green sword to finish off Abigail. Cracks began forming in the armor, blue light shining out of them, Drake shuddered and then the armor violently shattered apart. The tooth-shaped pendant pulsed brightly for a moment, before its light faded and the silver and blue metal turned into a tan rock-like material. Drake dropped to the floor, exhausted and unconscious.

Abigail struggled to her feet. She glared down at Drake, before glancing around for some sort of weapon to finish him off once and for all. The sound of footsteps caused her to turn around. Her heart skipped a beat as she spotted Abarekiller walking towards her.

"Oh, no," Abigail's eyes went wide. Without the Cursed Armor and the Copyright preventing her powers from affecting him, she was completely defenseless. She also wasn't sure if she had enough energy to open a plothole and escape through it.

"You thought you could control me?" Mikoto asked, his voice low and filled with anger. The black stripes on his costume glowed and stretched out into long spikes. Two black blades extended from the backs of his wrists. His hands curled into fists. "I am no one's pawn…"

Abigail gestured at the air and a small faltering plothole tore itself open, she stumbled towards it as Abarekiller leapt into the air, blades thrust forward to impale her. She flung herself through the plothole, though one of the Mikoto's blades caught her leg and made a rather large cut before she disappeared. The plothole collapsed.

Mikoto stared at the empty space the plothole had occupied and then the spikes on his costume vanished, followed by the costume itself, leaving him clad in his signature white trench coat. He turned and left without noticing the unconscious teen on the ground.

-

Drake had secluded himself in his room as soon as he got back to the Library. His legs were still shaky, which was honestly to be expected after using an attack he had barely practiced, much less mastered. He still had trouble with a single Storm Kick; in hindsight using the double kick version had been stupid, especially since Abigail had escaped again.

He reached under his shirt collar and pulled off his necklace. He stared at the rocky lifeless pendant. After all the damage Abigail had done to the physical armor and than the surge of energy it had used to destroy the Cursed Armor and save him from it, Drake doubted whether the pendant would ever regain its former power. His grip on the stone tightened for a moment, before he convinced himself it wasn't worth getting upset about and glumly slipped the chain back around his neck.

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The Kiva segment of the Kamen Rider fandom had fallen under attack. This was no normal attack, not like the monsters of the week that normally just attacked the heroes upfront. No this attack was far more subtle.

A Mary-Sue, Abigail Ryun Berstoil Von Schtick the 45th, had infiltrated the fandom and begun taking over.
The tall blonde with a freakishly skinny figure and far too obvious curves appeared in the middle of a battle between Wataru and Taiga. Wataru wearing the golden armor of Kiva was winning against the Saga empowered Taiga.

Wataru had just hit his half-brother with a punch and aggravated a wound he had received previously. Taiga groaned and dropped to one knee. The enraged Wataru went in for the kill, leaping into the air and thrusting out both of his feet, two large fangs made of red light popping out of the sides of his leg.

At this point, Mio would dash in and block the attack for Taiga, the action indirectly leading to her death and a lot of angst and guilt for poor Wataru. Fortunately tall blonde with a freakishly skinny figure and far too obvious curves, Abigail Ryun Berstoil Von Schtick the 45th, dived out of nowhere and tackled Taiga to the ground. Even in the midst of the dive, her long hair somehow stayed in place.

Wataru glanced over at the newcomer his eyes going wide behind the red lenses of his mask. He turned back to see Mio had started to run forward and realized what would have happened, had the beautiful woman not interfered. The two combatants returned to human form as the small biomechanical creatures that granted them their Rider forms left their places on the suit's armor.

Abigail Ryun Berstoil Von Schtick the 45th quickly introduced herself. Explaining that she was a half-Fangire like Wataru. She had suffered a rather tragic past at the hands of the previous Fangire Queen who had killed her parents. Being perfect though, she knew that the Queen (who incidentally was the mother of both Wataru and Taiga) had only been doing her job and didn't hold a grudge. Especially after the Queen apologized to her tearfully and begged her forgiveness which Abigail granted.

She convinced Taiga that Fangire and humans could live peacefully and produced a method for the Fangire to thrive without needing to absorb human life energy. Next she got Wataru and Mio together and convinced Taiga that it was not meant to be between him and Mio. (Even though Mio was predestined to be the new Fangire Queen kind of disagreed with that point.) She then revealed that it was she who was really meant to be the new Fangire Queen and thus Taiga's bride. At these words, the Queen's mark left the back of Mio's hand and appeared on Abigail's. Taiga was delighted to have a new Queen and immediately proposed to Abigail who said yes without hesitation.

Several days passed with complete and perfect peace, thanks in large part to Abigail Ryun Berstoil Von Schtick the 45th who had received the Dark Kiva powers from Maya the former Queen. She proved her worth by using these powers to destroy the rebellious Fangire Bishop. Taiga allowed her to keep the powers even though they were went for the King of the Fangire, in other words himself. But hey, Abigail was his perfect beautiful Queen and she deserved to have it, right? (Ugh, I feel nauseous…)

This "perfect peace" wouldn't last though as a plothole ripped open within Wataru's violin workshop. A teen that looked like he might be nearing his twenties stumbled out of the plothole and crashed into the wall. He groaned and muttered angrily as the plothole closed. The self-insert rubbed his head and glanced around the room. His brown eyes filled with wonderment as he examined a setting from one of his favorite shows. He quit rubbing at the bump developing under his dark brown hair and walked over to a cabinet containing a beautifully crafted violin.

A small gold and black colored bat-like creature swooped into the room and flew at the newcomer.

"What are you doing in here?" Kivat the Third demanded.

"Um," the newest society agent wasn't quite sure how to explain his trespassing.

"Just get out," Kivat snapped, fluttering towards the much larger human and batting at him with his wings, which surprisingly hurt. The teen stumbled back and tried to bat his agile attacker away with his arms.

"Hold on, I'm here to fix this fandom!" the agent shouted.

Kivat paused and stared at him. "What's wrong with this fandom?"

"It's been invaded by a Mary-Sue... Waid, how do you know about fandoms?"

"Are you kidding? I broke the fourth wall at the start of every episode!" Kivat explained. "What's your name?"

"Call me Drake," the teen replied. "Now where's Wataru?"

"He's over at Taiga and Abigail's wedding ceremony," Kivat replied.

"What?" Drake exclaimed. "Lead the way!"

The bat was surprised and hesitated a moment, before he flew out the door, Drake quickly took off after him and crashed into the wall next to the doorway. He groaned and staggered about for a moment, before dashing through the door.

The wedding was taking place in the same dark and creepy looking church where Taiga and Mio had almost gotten married. However, they were doing a traditional human wedding this time and not the Fangire sort. Wataru was in attendance along with Mio. The members of the Aozora Organization were also there. The Organization had originally been dedicated to hunting down Fangires, but with Abigail's bring about peace, it was now spearheading human and Fangire relations.

Taiga and Abigail prepared to kiss, but the doors to the church banged up and Drake charged in fist raised and bellowing. "I object!"

The entire wedding posse stood and stared at the stranger, wondering just who this nut was.

Drake slowed to a walk and noticed the stares. He looked sheepish and waved. "Hi…"

"Who are you?" Abigail's growl was majestic and her sneer even managed to be beautiful. Poor Taiga was enraptured by the Sue's powers.

"I'm Drake, as of this story the newest agent of the Anti-Cliché and Mary-Sue Elimination Society and I'm here to arrest the bride for acts of Sueishness," he thrust his badge forward.

"Taiggy," Drake grimaced as Abigail used this nickname. Taiga however reacted totally out of character with a love-stricken smile. "This guy is an anti-Fangire fanatic and he wants to hurt me, please destroy him."

"Of course, my dear," Taiga replied as Sagarc a small white UFO-like creature hovered out of the rafters and attached to Taiga's waist with a belt strap emerging from its wings. The Fangire King raised a white sword hilt and thrust it into Sagarc's side.

"Henshin!" Taiga commanded.

"HENSHIN!" Sagarc repeated in its electronic voice. Waves of blue energy emitted from the belt as Taiga's skin turned metallic and shattered apart, revealing the white and blue armor of Saga under it. The sword hilt now had a thin red blade emerging from it.

"Nii-san wait!" Wataru said as he leapt out in front of Taiga. Kivat was hovering over his shoulder. "Kivat said we should listen to what Drake has to say."

"Move aside, Wataru," Taiga said, raising his weapon. "If Abigail says he is a threat, then I'll destroy him."
Drake gulped nervously. A determined look appeared on Wataru's face. "I'm not moving. Henshin."

"Kivat go!" Kivat exclaimed as he sank his fangs into Wataru's hand, causing the half-Fangire's stained glass-like markings to appear and a cluster of ghostly chains to wrap around his waist and form a red belt. Kivat flew to the belt buckle and perched himself upside down on it. Tatsulot, a small gold dragon hovered out of the crowd and attached to the back of Wataru's arm. The regal gold and red Kiva armor formed around Wataru and he charged at Taiga.

"No! Don't fight each other! Kill him!" Abigail shrieked. Her Sue powers made even her shriek sound sublime.

"Okay, I'm sick of you," Drake said, charging past the two dueling Kamen Riders and towards the Sue.
"Fine, I'll take care of you myself," Abigail raised a skinny hand and Kivat the Second, a red and black version of Wataru's Kivat, hovered down and bit her hand. "Henshin!"

The bat perched upside on the belt that formed around her waist and the Sue morphed into the armor of Dark Kiva.

Drake paused and visibly shook in anger. "Using a canon power for your own purposes? That's it! No more Mister Nice Self-Insert."

"Dragon Spirit Technique! Wardrobe Change!" Blue flames enveloped his body and replaced his street clothes with blue dragon-themed armor. He was incased from head to toe in the hard metal. It resembled the Rider forms of this fandom mixed in with medieval armor.

"So you decide to give your self-insert character weaponry based on your favorite shows?" Abigail asked.
"What's wrong with that?" Drake asked. "Most other agents use a sword and I wanted to go for a more original weapon. Now let's do this."

Epic theme music began playing as Drake leapt at Abigail. Abigail raised her arm and grabbed hold of his ankle before his foot could connect. The music stopped, replaced by the sound of a record needle scrapping and then silence.

"Uh-oh," Drake said, before Abigail spun him by his leg and slammed him into the preacher's pulpit. Luckily the preacher and most of the wedding posse had retreated to a safe distance to watch the fight.

Abigail swung Drake back and released his ankle sending him flying into a wall. He slowly stood up, catching a glimpse of Wataru and Taiga's fight, before focusing on Abigail again. She calmly walked towards him as he raised his fists. He threw a punch, but she blocked it and slammed a fist into his helmet, cracking the visor. She continued to assail him with blows, the armor no match for the power of the Dark Kiva suit. She grabbed his neck in a hand and forced him back against the wall, squeezing to cut off his oxygen supply.

"And you thought you could take me in…" Abigail shook her helmeted head sadly as Drake struggled against her grip.

He stopped struggling and reached down, pulling a metal bracelet from behind his back and slapping it onto the wrist attached to the hand around her neck. The prohibitor released a flash of bright light which enveloped the whole church. Once the light faded, the entire wedding posse had vanished, along with Abigail's Dark Kiva armor.

"What happened?" the confused Mary-Sue asked staring at the bracelet affixed to her wrist.

"I slapped a prohibitor on you," Drake replied, his smirk half-visible through the cracks in his helmet visor. "It seals all your Sueish powers and undoes whatever damage you did to a fandom."

With that explanation, Drake broke the Sue's hold on his neck and kicked her away. Without Dark Kiva's power and her own Sueish might, Abigail turned and fled. Drake growled and quickly took off after her.
He burst through the church doors and glanced around. Abigail had stopped running and grabbed a young girl off the street, pressing an ornate dagger to her neck.

"What are you doing?" Drake demanded. He recognized the girl as Shizuka Nomura, a supporting character in this fandom.

"I should think it would be obvious," Abigail replied. "Tell me how to get this prohibitor off and I'll let the girl go."

Drake snarled angrily and glared at the ground. He kicked a piece of litter away and his armor reverted to his street clothes. He pulled out a key and tossed it to Abigail. She kept the dagger against Shizuka's throat while her free hand worked the key and unlocked the prohibitor. The bracelet dropped to the ground and Abigail released her hostage, who quickly darted away.

Abigail leered prettily at Drake as a large unstable plothole opened behind her. "See you later…"

She stepped into the plothole and disappeared. Drake growled and kicked the ground again. He pulled out his communicator and contacted the Society. "I fixed the damage she caused, but she escaped to another fandom."